The Hartman Groove

[Hephaestus]

I was bored and had an hour to waste, so I busted out my bass, Audicity, and my vast library of Sony apps, and made this masterpiece 'song'.

It features Eric Hartman's lovey voice, techno music, rock music, and a bit of hip-hop grooves.

download here. (it's an .mp3)
I updated the link, as it was at a crappy host and also the wrong music file. Oopsies!
It sucks, but I wont force ask you to put it on your iPod!

Oh, feel free to make your own, heres the original file.

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[Osak]

How do download it?

[tapemaster21]

Use a place that doesn't blow monster rooster, like mediafire.

[Hephaestus]

Download link updated.

[SuperSnake117]

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Eric Hartman sounds like a ladies man but erm... Quite the opposite.

[Reactor Worker]

All you did was play repetitive clips of Eric's voice with some techno music added underneath. I like the idea (could be funny) but the words/voice needs to match the beat of the music.

[Hephaestus]

It's $19.95
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Eric Hartman sounds like a ladies man but erm... Quite the opposite.

He got laid when he was 9.

[Rex]

On Topic: I don't really like it. It doesn't have the same feel as the sparta remix. Make some more blatant and obvious edits to the original interview.

Off Topic: How do you get laid when you are 9 when you can't interject?

[VerticalHorizon]

I could when I was 9.

[Osak]

What is getting laid?

[Ephialtes]

When two people love eachother very much (or just met, whatever) they...

Take it away, VerticalHorizon.

[Reactor Worker]

Well there is the birds and the bees...

[Harm94]

Not much of a song. It sounds like he has some thing in his throat.

[NoZoner]

After about 30 seconds of listening, I got tired of it and decided to stop.

[VerticalHorizon]

When two people love eachother very much (or just met, whatever) they...

Take it away, VerticalHorizon.

They get married, have mediocre love, have an unwanted kid, the father goes out for beer and never comes back, the mother kills herself/sells the baby to a prostitute, the baby grows up to be a serial killer, he is caught and put in jail to rot.

The end.