Children, shield your eyes, as I have discovered the true identity of...
Ephialtes!Ephialtes says:
i can rest assured i look a little better than him
Truth does not lie.
Did you also know:That Ephialtes lives in Greece? I heard him talking to the Persian General yesterday while the Spartans were around them:
Persian General: Leonidas, my compliments and congratulations. You surely have turned calamity to victory. Despite your insufferable arrogance, the god-king has come to admire Spartan valor and fighting skill. You will make a mighty ally.
Ephialtes: Yield, Leonidas! Use your reason! Think of your men! I beg you.
Also, in the popular movie 'The 300 Spartans', from 1962, young Ephialtes appeared in his first role, as a child actor, playing 'The Lion of Sparta'.
And this, is Ephialtes true identity.
Wait! A closer look:
Ephialtes helmet is on backwards! What a dunce!
Heres the
source of all this gibberish nonsense!
That is all.
