Yes, the pirate is quite random. Anyways, behold the epic story of a pirate:
A pirate floated down river one day. (Yes, the water looks all messed up :/ )
The pirate went off to look for help.
Then, he noticed a strange towery thingamajig...
All of the sudden, a blockhead in a military uniform popped up with a M82 and...
...shot! Bang!
That's because, of course, the Blockhead in question was trained by the
Blockland Army! You can be trained in sniping, driving, piloting planes, attacking and defending! You don't have to apply to get in, just post in the thread saying you want to be recruited, and you're in.
