I ARE HAS GIRLFRIEND. :D
*Lord Pie gets it on camera and goes to the police.
I hate to tell you this, you closed minded homophobic bigot, but being gay isn't illegal, and gay marriage is even becoming legal in select states. Now no I'm not gay, and I would never wear assless chaps or
fabulous boots, but other than the rediculouse fashion the gays arn't all
that bad.
SUPAH EDIT: Even after further reading you were talking about MP5ing somebody.... you're still a bigot :3