Author Topic: Illustrated User Adventure (Read 13639 times)

DrMobius · July 14, 2008, 07:37:43 PM

Hit him in the balls with the trash can. Then hit him again there with a falcon punch. Then finish him by throwing him into the door, thus knocking it in and getting you into the club.

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Sheezy · July 14, 2008, 09:00:19 PM

jam lipstick into his ass.

XD! · July 14, 2008, 09:31:15 PM

Quote from: Sheezy on July 14, 2008, 09:00:19 PM

jam lipstick into his ass.

You would only increase the chances of you not escape, plus, he would probably enjoy it.

Vertzer · July 15, 2008, 08:54:03 PM

Quote from: chaseyqurt on July 14, 2008, 05:28:03 PM

Shove the Tampon in his mouth and run the other way.

Oh no! He caught you!

You wake up in a hospital. Your purse (hat?) is on the desk, and your inventory is empty.

Sheezy · July 15, 2008, 09:00:57 PM

check your ass for STDs

Colten · July 15, 2008, 09:02:40 PM

Grab the purse and sneak out through the vent

Falcondude · July 15, 2008, 09:04:39 PM

Go back for more

Lt Chub Chub · July 15, 2008, 09:38:00 PM

Load your last save.

NickTheSushi · July 15, 2008, 10:03:55 PM

Check the docter's notes, then go home.

General Omega · July 16, 2008, 01:13:23 PM

find some empty seringes and fill it with air. Take the doctor as a hostage and demand to have a free cab ride.

dUMBELLS · July 16, 2008, 09:44:03 PM

Drink the red stuff in that bag on the IV.

Azerath · July 17, 2008, 12:44:22 AM

Through the windooooooooooooowwwww!!! Through the walls!!

chaseyqurt · July 17, 2008, 01:24:45 PM

Look out the window and try to figure out where you are.

Spation · July 17, 2008, 03:23:28 PM

Eat a crumpet.

Ethan · July 17, 2008, 05:38:23 PM

Quote from: Spation on July 17, 2008, 03:23:28 PM

Eat a crumpet.

...that falls out of the sky...