Author Topic: Illustrated User Adventure (Read 13697 times)

NickTheSushi · July 13, 2008, 11:50:09 PM

Put the trash can on like in Snake does but its not a box! He won't see you no more, then sneak in the club.

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DrMobius · July 13, 2008, 11:54:24 PM

Hit him over the head with the trash can. Then take his clothes.

tcxxx572 · July 14, 2008, 12:27:16 AM

Put the trash can on like in Snake does but its not a box! He won't see you no more, then sneak in the club.

NickTheSushi · July 14, 2008, 01:01:37 AM

Hit him over the head with the trash can.� Then take his clothes.

They don't look his size :P

DrMobius · July 14, 2008, 12:09:11 PM

good for obvious discuise.

SpacePirate · July 14, 2008, 01:36:58 PM

Get inside the purse then wait for some woman to come to the club and jump into her arms. Maybe se will cary you in.

Vertzer · July 14, 2008, 01:46:11 PM

Give the guard the condom, and say "You may need this in the future, yound padawan."

I wonder what he has in mind with that condom.

DrMobius · July 14, 2008, 02:08:48 PM

He holds onto the condom and lets you in.

Vertzer · July 14, 2008, 02:21:20 PM

To all of you who didn't get it: (Lord Pie)
He's going to buttsecks you with the condom. What do you do?

Falcondude · July 14, 2008, 02:42:36 PM

Why is he bothering with the condom

Throw lipstick at the window to smash it for a distraction

XD! · July 14, 2008, 03:07:06 PM

Falcon punch him, that may be the only way to save you, and your virginity.

tapemaster21 · July 14, 2008, 03:56:51 PM

Falcon punch him, that may be the only way to save you, and your virginity.

DO IT!

Illidan · July 14, 2008, 04:13:32 PM

Conveniently, as he's staring at you, a group of 2 prepubescent jailbait come walking by. Thus, giving you a chance to slip away.

laremere · July 14, 2008, 05:25:56 PM

Throw the trash can into the left window as a distraction, then run.

chaseyqurt · July 14, 2008, 05:28:03 PM

Shove the Tampon in his mouth and run the other way.