Author Topic: Wemon are so funny some times (MSN chat)  (Read 4443 times)

Before you start reading she is like 19+ (I forgot her age) and I'm 16, you'll understand when you read though some of it. Btw my name isn't Jake and I have no idea why she calls me it.

Shana says:
jack.
Packer says:
Not Jake
Shana says:
jack i said.
Shana says:
xd.
Shana says:
whats the display pic of?
Shana says:
your last xmas gifts?
Packer says:
Nope

It was a Rock Raiders mod Picture
New avatar with as secret image from Nin10doh

Shana says:
lmao.
Shana says:
thats sick.
Packer says:
this new one is allot better
Shana says:
youre terrible.
Packer says:
I am
Shana says:
and very much sick in the head.
Shana says:
is that what you come up for a dream girl, jack?
Packer says:
No I can't draw
Packer says:
Its just some thing I found in a background of a video I watched
Shana says:
you like it.
Packer says:
Its not that great, you seem to like it more then me
Shana says:
lmao.
Shana says:
get over yourself, darlin.
Packer says:
No I'm more in to the hell of things
Shana says:
change it 'fore i gag.
Packer says:
Its no good unless the person is slaughtering people
Shana says:
the hell of things?
Shana says:
oooh, thats right.
Shana says:
you're into that monster stuff who walks the planet.
Packer says:
Monster who walks the planet....
Packer says:
wait what.
Shana says:
idk.
Shana says:
you tell me.
Shana says:
i'd say alien.
Shana says:
but.
Shana says:
im not sure if thats how you spellit.
Shana says:
spell it.
Shana says:
so.
Shana says:
i didnt want to look like an idiot.
Packer says:
Monster Mash, he did the monster Mash
Shana says:
are you singing?
Packer says:
It was a grave yard glash
Packer says:
or smash what ever
Packer says:
Yeah its the monster Mash
Shana says:
...
Packer says:
Also every time you call me Jack you remind me of Jack from Metal Gear Solid now...
Shana says:
no time for gay songs, jack.
Packer says:
Its not gay, In the Navy is more "Gay".
Shana says:
from metal gear solid?
Shana says:
wtfit?
Packer says:
what the forget is it?
Shana says:
lol.
Shana says:
you got it!
Shana says:
but.
Packer says:
Stop making up acrunems
Shana says:
what the forget is that.
Shana says:
is what i meant.
Shana says:
i dont make up acrunems.
Shana says:
what is an acrunem anyway, jack?
Shana says:
xd.
Packer says:
an abriveation of a word I believe, I can't spell so it doesn't help
Packer says:
like WTF is What the forget
Shana says:
yes.
Packer says:
The more you know!
Shana says:
so i added is that
Shana says:
it.
Shana says:
you need help.
Packer says:
You need to make sense
Shana says:
i do.
Packer says:
GUTSMAN DADNAA
Shana says:
you're just completely totally confused all the time.
Shana says:
so.
Shana says:
stfup.
Packer says:
shut the forget up p?
Packer says:
person?
Packer says:
WTF
Shana says:
please!
Shana says:
lmao.
Shana says:
god.
Shana says:
stay with it.
Packer says:
It was never there.
Shana says:
what was never there?
Packer says:
these acrunems you're making uo
Packer says:
up*
Shana says:
nooo.
Shana says:
it doesnt matter.
Shana says:
keeps um guessing.
Shana says:
the fun part.
Packer says:
it does because you're making stuff up and I don't like stuff
Shana says:
really.
Shana says:
lmfao.
Shana says:
who does?
Shana says:
like stuff, that is.
Shana says:
its a pain in the ass.
Shana says:
literally.
Shana says:
that how you spell it?
Packer says:
I like Cookies OHM NOM NOM
Shana says:
idk.
Shana says:
oh well.
Shana says:
cookies.
Shana says:
off the subject?
Shana says:
you're on something.
Packer says:
Cookie Monster can only eat cookies as a some time food but he's a cookie monster and will die if he doesn't eat enough
Packer says:
And when he does there will be a worlds moment of silience ='(
Shana says:
you're on crack.
Packer says:
No I'm on the internet
Shana says:
look!
Shana says:
my pictures sooo better than yours.
Packer says:
OSHT A LION QUICK GET INSIDE
Shana says:
-s.
Packer says:
I can't see yours, you must fail
Shana says:
lmao.
Packer says:
oh an Emu
Shana says:
lol.
Shana says:
right.
Shana says:
that lion in your way?
Packer says:
WHy an Emu, do you fail
Shana says:
i dont fail.
Shana says:
that picture rocks!
Packer says:
you fail
Shana says:
just look at yours.
Shana says:
can you say booooorrriiinnng.
Packer says:
Its Gutsmans ass, its full of win
Shana says:
its a gun.
Shana says:
with a blue background.
Shana says:
wooppeeddeedo.
Packer says:
the thing on the right is a ROBOT Ninja pointing to a SCREEN with GUTMANS ass on it
Packer says:
how you came up with "Its a Gun" I have no idea
Packer says:
saying I'm blind jesus
Shana says:
OSHT A NINJA QUICK GET DOWN
Shana says:
i see no ninja, you fail.
Packer says:
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
Shana says:
am not.
Packer says:
OSHT "NAME" QUICK GET INSIDE not get down failure
Shana says:
LOL.
Shana says:
iwantedtobelovingdifferent.
Shana says:
starfish.
Shana says:
god.
Packer says:
get down sounds like some thing out of a researcho you sick person
Shana says:
lmao.
Shana says:
shuddup.
Shana says:
fool.
Packer says:
fool I'm not the one trying to get into a researcho
Shana says:
youre the one with the naked cartoon boobies.
Packer says:
She isn't naked, you need to get your vision checked
Shana says:
she is.
Packer says:
nope, if she was naked her parts whould be pink
Packer says:
Don't you know anything!
Shana says:
it was PINK!
Shana says:
klsjdf.
Shana says:
jezz.
Shana says:
just shush.
Packer says:
Skin coloured pink
Shana says:
my picture is better.
Shana says:
we both know it.
Shana says:
the end
Packer says:
No LAWL PINK FUR
Shana says:
conversation over.
Shana says:
it was a CARTOON
Shana says:
cartoon can be anything it wants to be.
Shana says:
it can be blue boobies
Packer says:
Yes it was, not Hentai so you just agreed with me
Shana says:
for all we know.
Shana says:
hentai.
Shana says:
w.
Shana says:
t.
Shana says:
f.
Shana says:
i.
Shana says:
t.
Packer says:
Google it
Shana says:
you know what.
Shana says:
ldskfj!
Shana says:
youre an idiot.
Shana says:
conversation over.
Shana says:
have a nice day.
Packer says:
failure
Shana says:
loser.
Packer says:
At what.
Packer says:
god you really should read up more on the words you're using.
Shana says:
EVERYTHING. there is no ninja in your pic. everyone knows a pecker thingy aboby is way cooler than just a gun, and...cartoons can be any color they want to be,
Shana says:
therefore....that makes you a loser.
Shana says:
very big one.
Packer says:
Its called an Emu.
Shana says:
a what?
Packer says:
where the hell do you live..
Shana says:
fu.
Packer says:
never heard of it, must be a place full of failures
Shana says:
ergh!
Shana says:
booorrringg.
Shana says:
still boring.
Shana says:
you have no taste in display pics.
Shana says:
whatsoever.
Packer says:
Wow so I'm just here to "Entertain" you.
Shana says:
...
Shana says:
fyi, jack.
Shana says:
i do just fine without you.
Packer says:
Well if you knew what mine where you wouldn't think they are so "booorrringg".

Shana says:
i just saw you on.
Shana says:
desided i need to let some steam off.
Packer says:
Steam off.. what
Packer says:
then you'll have no pressure
Packer says:
wtf is your logic
Shana says:
fu, who needs logic!
Packer says:
Spock does, his entire race uses it every secound of there life
Packer says:
With out logic we'd still be idoits throwing sticks and stones at each other
Shana says:
nah, you're just an idiot without a stick and stone.
Packer says:
Yes I have a gun
Packer says:
who wins?
Packer says:
Me
Packer says:
Failure yet again
Shana says:
your pic looks like a colorfull aircorn ready to suck richard.
Shana says:
thats what i see out of you boring pic.
Shana says:
so.
Packer says:
Its called a Deku Mask
Shana says:
oh, of course.
Shana says:
id name it too.
Packer says:
I didn't name it that
Packer says:
A WORLD FAMUS person did, The guy who invent Mairo Bro's
Packer says:
I like famus 
Packer says:
Insult it all you like but he's the one making millions.
Shana says:
yeah, if you knew how to spell is, bro.
Shana says:
xd.
Shana says:
how old are you again?
Shana says:
15, wasnt it?
Packer says:
nope
Shana says:
16 now?
Packer says:
The first Video game was Donkey Kong which had Mario in it, then the first Console game with Mario in it was called Mario Bros
Shana says:
that english?
Packer says:
My age hardly matters when you are obvioslly much older then me and much dumber.
Shana says:
dumber is soo not a word.
Packer says:
Fine your a complete Moron
Packer says:
funny seeing as I dropped out of school in Year 8
Packer says:
The world is full of dumb people.
Shana says:
go ahead tell me...16 now?
Packer says:
yep
Shana says:
heh.
Shana says:
yeah, dumb enough people who drop out of school.
Shana says:
those people are the stupid ones in life.
Packer says:
I dropped out of school because I wasn't learning any thing any way and the school system is totally pointless seeing as they NEVER teached me the Months of the year
Packer says:
I still don't know what order they go in
Shana says:
lmao.
Shana says:
thats real sad,
Packer says:
So Im better off learning myself with schools that bad.
Packer says:
and with the internet with most infomation then schools themselfs I teach myself every single day
Shana says:
internet sucks.
Packer says:
more not most*
Shana says:
fulll of research.
Shana says:
something you dont learn in school.
Packer says:
Maybe you should stop searching for gay men research then.
Shana says:
i never.
Shana says:
will never.
Packer says:
how do you know its full of research
Shana says:
because!
Shana says:
people talk.
Shana says:
xd.
Shana says:
shuudddup.
Packer says:
Because you masturbate to it
Shana says:
sick in the mind, i tell you.
Packer says:
Pfft you're not the only one who says they don't but they do, its just loving sad get over it
Shana says:
if i touch myself its not because of this sickening place.
Shana says:
anyway, enough internet in my life time ...for the day.
Shana says:
great talking with you, jack.
Shana says:
should do it more often.
Packer says:
lmao
Packer says:
now thats worth laughing at
Shana says:
what?!
Packer says:
AHAHAHA
Shana says:
really..let me in on the joke?
Shana says:
oh, the part where we talk again?
Packer says:
no you said thats enough for today
Shana says:
shuddup.
Shana says:
i can go for a week.
Shana says:
a month.
Shana says:
unlike you.
Shana says:
you addicted sob.
Packer says:
Thats because males are meant to mate every day until the female gets preggers
Packer says:
We just grew a brain
Shana says:
preggers?
Packer says:
but our bodys are still primitive
Shana says:
pregnant?
Packer says:
yup
Shana says:
lmao.
Shana says:
you soo need to be back in school.
Packer says:
I know every thing there is to know about school
Shana says:
hows those months coming along?
Shana says:
hm?
Shana says:
not so good
Shana says:
?
Packer says:
Maybe you should study human evolution
Shana says:
thought so.
Shana says:
ldskjf!
Shana says:
gth.
Shana says:
im ending this conversation.
Shana says:
that okay with you, jack?
Packer says:
I know more then I should know at my age tyvm
Shana says:
thank you very much.
Shana says:
you made that one up.
Packer says:
nope
Shana says:
ass.
Shana says:
now.
Packer says:
its been on the internet longer then you have.
Packer says:
ass now, enough of the prono quotes
Shana says:
lmao.
Shana says:
no.
Shana says:
i said now...and i was going to continue with something after that now.
Shana says:
to connect.
Shana says:
the ass and now had nothing to do with eachother.
Packer says:
wtf is wrong with you
Shana says:
we have the loving dumbest conversations.!
Packer says:
But they are so funny to me
Shana says:
loving hilarious.
Packer says:
yup
Shana says:
now.
Shana says:
lol.
Shana says:
im going.
Packer says:
Ok dumb ass
Packer says:
Go off and join the rest of the stupid commuity
Shana says:
oooo, dumbbutt said bad word.
Shana says:
i think i should tell you mom.
Shana says:
you're only 16!
Shana says:
life rules man!
Shana says:
try it.
Shana says:
get off this sob.
Packer says:
My parents are at a funeral
Shana says:
son of a bitch.
Shana says:
yes, a asumuny.
Shana says:
or.
Shana says:
whatever.
Packer says:
Son of a bitch, my mother isn't a dog
Shana says:
lol.
Shana says:
ergh.
Shana says:
whatever.
Shana says:
piece of stuff.
Packer says:
You have spieces confusing, you probably get horny watching animals sick person
Shana says:
that.
Shana says:
totally.
Shana says:
confused.
Shana says:
the.
Shana says:
forget.
Shana says:
out.
Shana says:
of.
Shana says:
me.
Shana says:
try again.
Shana says:
wait.
Shana says:
dont
Shana says:
dont hurt yourself.
Shana says:
now.
Shana says:
again.
Packer says:
I'm so posting this entire conv on the internet
Shana says:
goodbye, jack.
Shana says:
you do you die.
Packer says:
  Its so worth it
Shana says:
WHY!
Packer says:
Because you're worth making fun of
Shana says:
...
Packer says:
 
Shana says:
read the conversation over, whos being made fun of, darlin?
Shana says:
goodnight, now.
Packer says:
You, because you don't know the internet
Packer says:
Like I do
Packer says:
 
Shana says:
WFGAS.
Shana says:
Figure that one out.
Shana says:
internet sucks balls.
Packer says:
Ya mum does
Packer says:
Infact you do to
Shana says:
who loving gives a stuff. WFGAS.
Shana says:
mom rather me not be on the internet.
Shana says:
I'd rather not be on the internet.
Shana says:
internet ruined my life!
Shana says:
took over 5 years of my life.
Shana says:
gone.
Shana says:
vanished.
Shana says:
capooie.
Shana says:
wont come back.
Packer says:
Stop crrying about it
Shana says:
get laid.
Packer says:
just because you fail
Shana says:
bye, jack!
Packer says:
thats illegal
Packer says:
creepfile
Shana says:
lmao.
Shana says:
cause your a baby, thats right.
Packer says:
16 years smarter then you
Shana says:
virgin.
Packer says:
Wow I'm crushed at a fact
Shana says:
say goodbye or ill kick your ass.
Shana says:
internet way.
Packer says:
that I haven't put it into a hole like yourself
Shana says:
yeah.
Shana says:
you know what im talking about.
Packer says:
internet way right
Shana says:
yeah.
Shana says:
be scured.
Shana says:
buddy.
Packer says:
really I'm horrified
Shana says:
now say it!
Packer says:
say what, this isn't cybering you know
Packer says:
omg did you cyber for 5 years
Packer says:
freak
Shana says:
erghhhh!!!
Shana says:
you complete idiot.
Shana says:
im going to leave without your goodbye.
Packer says:
goodbye
Shana says:
which will make me angry.
Packer says:
to slow
Packer says:
bye bye, this should be interesting to see peoples reactions 

I'm posting this to piss her off and see what every one thinks :D Yes I'm a total arse to her but its so worth it.

Where's the funny part?

Where's the funny part?
Its not funny to everybody, its mostly funny to idiots such as myself.

Just from reading this I hate her and want to kill her, give me her MSN so I can tell her how much I hate her.

Funny how you got here to stumble when you said she looks at gay research.



Whoa, I can't believe I just read all that. Anyways pretty entertaining.


Where's the funny part?

It's funny that he spelled Women, "Wemon"

That girl confused me so many times. :cookieMonster:

make a tl;dr plz
everyone beat nick on the head with bats and forced him to read. But he could not, his reading skill had not advanced enough to read for long periods of time, and therefore he requested tl;dr's in every thread.

What the loving forget.

You said the first game was DONKEY KONG?
Once you said that I thought for a moment that she could be smarter than you.

This was the first video game ever.

Two player Tennis wooo.

I gave up reading after you spelled "acronym" wrong for the second time.

What the loving forget.

You said the first game was DONKEY KONG?
Once you said that I thought for a moment that she could be smarter than you.

This was the first video game ever.

Two player Tennis wooo.

First game with Mario in it is what I meant.

I gave up reading after you spelled "acronym" wrong for the second time.
I'm sorry if I didn't load up a program with spell checker when I was multi-tasking at the time and never thought I'd end up posting it.