I'm guessing you want a picture of his snake? That kinda points out your gay.
Why would I ? I don't recall myself ever saying that I would like a picture of his strap-on.
It is just common sense that he doesn't have a snake...
Also if I am correct, Kolo was trying to pass him self of as some Asian male model who he said was "Hot".
Lastly masturbating is the same thing as touching your self...