Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Blockchip]

The vending machine says "No"and proceeds to shoot you.

I insert a bump

[Ad Bot]

[tnatsissA]

You get  a hoard of angry Forumers.

* tnatsissA Inserts the song "Mad World".

[Ajc433]

You received a broken cd

* Anthonyrules144 inserts a kitten

[77x5ghost2]

You get my cat

* 77x5ghost2 inserts this

[The GI of MA]

you get this

* The GI of MA inserts a pencil

[jtchoi2003]

You get a pen

I insert 9,000,000 cookies

[jarelash]

You get a monster

I insert a handful of glitter

[Refticus]

it ejects in your face, it's loving everywhere.

i insert gasoline.

[Blockchip]

The vending machine is now flammable.

I insert a lit match

[LeetZero]

You get a box of wet matchboxes.

I insert Japanese

[shamester]

You get a weird research video

I insert a physics notebook

[Bomb Kirby]

You get a physics textbook.

I insert the bad translator.

[Blockchip]

...9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

" Insre a l bersetzer. "

I insert a dwarf bersetzer

[NML Cygni]

you get a russian dwarf
i insert the definition of insanity

[Blockchip]

You get attached to the vending machine.

I insert an anti-magnet