Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Blockchip]

Half of the planet's population dies

I insert hard drugs

[Ad Bot]

[SWAT One]

The machine starts emitting rather noxious smoke and doesn't respond for a day or two.

* SWAT One inserts Badspot's delicious summer ham.

[Meta_KnightX]

You get....oh my...a 10000000000 x 10000000000 x 10000000000 cube brick!!! Where am I!?

*Meta_KnightX inserts LODS E MONE ($1)*

[TheEpicRobot]

You get a Payday money mask.

I insert Merasmuses' cane.

[Aperture Science]

You get BONUS DUCKS

I insert Gordon Freeman.

[Blockchip]

You get silence.

I insert fallout 4.

[Lego lad]

You fall out a window four times



I insert mr man

[Sp00n.exe]

you get mr.skeletal. he gives you good calcium c

I instert op's mom

[Nilscripter]

You get A Baby.


I Insert 20$

[startacker]

You get a giftcard

I insert a locked thread

[Narkro555]

You find a chain ban.

I insert my Key.

[blockman01]

You get a revoke.
I insert 20,000 crowns.

[NML Cygni]

You receive a british king

I insert the "snake" chainban

[Meta_KnightX]

You get... A naked man! I guess...

*I insert Badspot into the vending machine*[\red]

[Lego lad]

it spits out all its cash


i insert a dino