Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Drydess]

you get a movie about movies
i insert all my college funds

[Ad Bot]

[startacker]

You get student loans

I put in my originality

[Regirock]

you get a male prostitute

* Regirock inserts coin

[SWAT One]

You receive a flattened coin with the imprinted image of the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History.

* SWAT One inserts a box of staples.

[Refticus]

you get even more staples, but most of them are bent in really awkward ways

i insert a fully functional toaster

[SWAT One]

You receive an overclocked, supercharged, and optimized orange transparent toaster.

* SWAT One inserts an antique stolen Aztec relic.

[}]Crazy[{]

you get ARRESTED FOR STEALING cigarette

* inserts a box of cox

[Lego lad]

You lose your wifi connection. :)


I insert a credit card

[Mr Queeba]

You get a bottle of water and your card back.
I insert a hydraulic press.

[JumboMuffin]

I use it to make pancakes 5 nano metres thin.
I insert 10 pancakes, neatly folded.

[Starbound]

You got mail!

* I insert a photoshopped picture with a pine tree.

[BlocklandBlockoCity]

you get a photoshopped Pine tree

*inserts Negative dollar*
Look! custom colors!

[Potatoh]

you get custom color back in the form of a turd

I incert the vending machine

[bigcapitalbaka]

you get nothing
i install new machine

i insert memes

[WaterOre]

you get Maxx's hard drive

I insert jackson pollock's remains