Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

The machine gets jammed and this guy in a suit comes up to you and hands you a bill for 50mil dollars to fix the machine. You have now sold yourself into slavery until you die to Blockland Venders Corp.

* -=>RR<=-MasterCE inserts money

[Ad Bot]

[Miga]

You get cheesy techno from iTunes.
$534 was debited from your account.

* Miga inserts some old guy

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

You hear old guy screaming and blood and chunks of old man flesh starts spewing out of the back of the machine. You run like hell and don't look back.

* -=>RR<=-MasterCE tries to clean up all the blood and chunks of flesh

[Safe The Vault]

The machine explodes.

* Safe The Vault inserts nothing.

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

Nothing happens

* -=>RR<=-MasterCE orders a new Blockland Vending Machine since Jookia killed it.

[WolfTurtle]

Gets a new soda machine.

*Inserts 5 buckeroos.

[Safe The Vault]

You get an acid can of coke. :o Cool new game.

* Safe The Vault puts in a nickel.

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

You get Diet Coke

* -=>RR<=-MasterCE inserts fake dime

[Safe The Vault]

You get a fake diet coke.

* Safe The Vault inserts water.

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

Sparks fly out of the machine and it breaks. I put a new Blockland Vending Machine there.

* -=>RR<=-MasterCE inserts fake Diet Coke

[Safe The Vault]

You get an AFK47.

* Safe The Vault inserts a ROFLcopter.

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

It gets jammed in the insert slot and flames start shooting out the pickup slot.

* -=>RR<=-MasterCE uses a fire extinguisher on it

[Masterlegodude]

You get 50,000 mesos

* masterlegodude inserts a 800x600 image

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

You get a few questions: You play MapleStory? Do you play it now, or have you stopped playing for now? Windia?

* -=>RR<=-MasterCE inserts money

[Sampapa]

You got IRS agent!

*Sampapa put in 1$