Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Azimuth]

You get banned by an admin for jailing him even though he commited Flash Mob.

* Azimuth inserts 23 credits

[Ad Bot]

[Talaford]

You got 32 credits!

* Talaford inserts [insert trap link here]

[TwenteFreak]

You get a purple carrot.

* TwenteFreak inserts a cookie

[JJA0]

Oh no the universe blew up......all the vending machines are gone!

The universe is gone so nothing happens forever....

[m4r!0 64 (hl2 fan)]

Oh no the universe blew up......all the vending machines are gone!

The universe is gone so nothing happens forever....

A vending machine appears from some strange time paradox.

*Mario inserts a House Of The Dead 2 machine with 40 credits saved.

[Talaford]

The machine runs HOTD 1 and recronizing 0 credits saved.

* Talaford inserts tails doll.

[e sc]

you win $0.00001 lol

* e sc puts in a quarter?

[DrMobius]

you get a nickel

*inserts twinkies

[e sc]

you get a 's 

*inserts a nuke and runs

[Azimuth]

A candy bar that grants 3 wishes plops out, but there is nobody there to receive it.

* Azimuth inserts a Silver Dollar

[e sc]

you get a nuke

*inserts a tank...2 days later...tank comes out with a vehicle spawn...
blows up vending machine and puts a quarter in a bubblegum machine...

[e sc]

...I'm waiting...

[Nystical]

you get an email saying that they banned your avatar.

[e sc]

you get an email saying that they unbanned your avatar.

puts in a strange candy bar, that was found at the vending machine, for Nystical...

[Moppy]

You get some strange chocolate peices...

*Inserts strange skittles.