Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad) (Read 1123441 times)

KoopaScooper · July 04, 2009, 06:08:28 PM

You get Iron.

* KoopaScooper inserts some LEGO he found.

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sir dooble · July 04, 2009, 06:22:23 PM

You recieve some 'MegaBlocks' -Unlucky

sir dooble inserts a used toilet roll

e-maxx · July 04, 2009, 06:27:33 PM

you get the used poop that came off of it
i insert a blockalnd

BobSevenSevens · July 04, 2009, 06:43:46 PM

For inserting a "Blockalnd", You get Blockland, except the code's so messed up, you cant use it

I put in Dropshock's avatar

FrogFreak · July 04, 2009, 06:50:59 PM

I get nothing because BobSevenSevens jammed the machine with Dropshock's avatar!

I fish out the avatar and insert a Spanish Doubloon

Nikki · July 04, 2009, 07:41:50 PM

You get a cookie with the words written 2012...

I insert a skee ball ticket

JJA0 · July 04, 2009, 09:42:24 PM

You get a time machine and go to 2012 and die...

I put Portalized into the vending machine

(Portalized is a game)

FrogFreak · July 04, 2009, 11:11:52 PM

The machine chokes on the game and hurls out its nuts n' bolts at me.

I take a plastic toy coin and insert it.

Sarky56 · July 05, 2009, 12:04:41 AM

You get GMOD and HALF LIFE 2. Lucky you.

*Inserts a lit bottle rocket*

FrogFreak · July 05, 2009, 12:54:07 AM

The bottle rocket flies into my face!

Angry now...I buy a M-80 and shove it in the coin slot......then I take out the M-80 then light it then shove it back in the coin slot.

Tingalz · July 05, 2009, 01:06:10 AM

I get vegetables

I insert a car door

FrogFreak · July 05, 2009, 01:10:15 AM

I stand confused that the M-80 didn't go off..."hmm delayed maybe."...I also wonder how a car door was put in the coin slot. Then of all things...a coke come out of the machine.

I take some sand and pour it in the coin slot...Being carefull of the M-80.

sir dooble · July 05, 2009, 01:15:30 AM

You recieve the bits and pieces of your M-80, since the machine decided to take it apart, for easier consumption. It also shoots sand in your face.

*sir dooble inserts a 'lucky rabbit foot' With lucky rabbit attatched*

Moriarty · July 05, 2009, 01:16:59 AM

Quote from: sir dooble on July 05, 2009, 01:15:30 AM

You recieve the bits and pieces of your M-80, since the machine decided to take it apart, for easier consumption. It also shoots sand in your face.

*sir dooble inserts a 'lucky rabbit foot' With lucky rabbit attatched*

You die.

I insert you, being careful to rip your body parts in the smallest pieces possible.

Tingalz · July 05, 2009, 01:21:19 AM

I find the M-80, and it explodes in my hand, ripping off a lot of flesh and muscle and leaving me in a painful heap on the ground. I try to get FrogFreak to help, but apparently the Surprise of the blast gave me a heart attack and all that happens is I choke up some blood and die a horrible death. That's not all. Since My hand was still in the machine when it went off, so the internal workings of the vending machine are fried. Earlier, apparently, somebody managed to shove a Thermo-Nuclear bomb into the slot. That then detonates, vaporizing the whole city and Instantly killing over 100,000 people. Millions more die after that from radiation, and countless wildlife is destroyed. This is brought to the attention of the Federal Government, and they have assumed that the Koreans have attacked. This, months later, forms into a Nuclear WW3 and tens of millions of people die from it. The world is now in ruins, and It was all because you put an M-80 in the slot. Game over. Continue? Y/N

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