Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)  (Read 1122872 times)

...but it failed!
* Azimuth inserts another man's loveual parts

you get gay butt love

Joker Card inserts obama's head

You get an aborted fetus!

*Inserts a mouse*

you get a cat

inserts a bottle of aunt jemima

You get Aunt Jemina

Inserts 1 Pocky Stick

You get 2 Rocky Kicks

*Inserts PSI Starstorm*

you get a chuck norris round house to the face groin

inserts a coke can

You get a coke bottle with coke in it!

Since my molecules were scattered by a roundhouse kick, I seemed to have been inserted.

You get yourself.

I wish for a nontoxic sandwich.

Granted, but is the wrong thread.

*Inserts 5 tracks*

You get nothing the police.

* Doorman inserts sausage

you get pepperoni!






 *Inserts a I-I /\><><3r

You get a HAXXER
That was dumb, this isnt leet world.

*Inserts Fire paw and a timebomb set to 2 seconds*

You get an explosion.

*Sarge puts in a spoon.

You get cereal

*Inserts Fire paw's dead carcass*