Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[gun fun]

Wynd_Fox gets a $20 gift card for a Blockland key.

I insert a piece of paper with the word "Shotgun" on it.

zenthrox gets a shotgun and I steal it

I insert a chinese person

[Ad Bot]

[funinabox]

zenthrox gets a shotgun and I steal it

I insert a chinese person

You earn a chinese snake.

*Insert 5$ an hope its a Metal Box

[Unwritten Calender]

You get a wood box.
Duck Invaders inserts himself.

[Zenthrox]

You die. And a cookie pops out.

I insert said cookie.

[A GUY]

A zombie and a Loaded Ak47 come out.

<inserts OVER NINE THOUSANNNNNNNND Dollers>
 

[gun fun]

You die. And a cookie pops out.

I insert said cookie.

I get a nuke randomly

I insert america

[Zenthrox]

You get some change. For the worse.

I insert my new zombie.

[A GUY]

You get 3 zombies and another Ak47

<inserts a money of an unknown amount>
 

[Zenthrox]

You get an unknown amount of bullets in yo' face.

I insert one hair from my head.

[gun fun]

i GET A MILLION BUCKS

I insert air

[Zenthrox]

i GET A MILLION BUCKS

You get nothing, that was my hair.

You get a poisonous gas which kills both you and your wallet.

I insert a single penny.

[gun fun]

I get a gazzilion bucks

I insert eric hartman

[Dapizzanator]

Go away, gun fun. You ruin it by saying "I get _____".
You get nothing, because nobody likes you.
I insert a vintage statueette of the Statue of Liberty.

[WhatevaGuy]

You get a fat kid.  Deeeelicious.

I insert my pants.

[Shyguy]

You get me 



I insert me!