Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[LegendZ]

You get half a dollar, and a coke.
I insert you.

[Ad Bot]

[ipodmemorizer55]

I pop out of the machine with a couple of Cokes

I insert Chrono.

[LegendZ]

I pop out of the machine with a couple of Cokes

I insert Chrono.

You get Chrono and Friends Cokes.

I insert *Magick* Mage.

Give me kindness and i kill you

[JAW959]

you get kindness 

I insert a bottle of coke

[ryu hayabusa]

I, hiding in the machine drink it and give you a dollar.
I insert Nu Metal

[JAW959]

you get punched in the loving balls

I insert weezy 

[LegendZ]

You die.
I insert Coke.

[nienhaus1]

You get a Xbox 360

*Nienhaus1 Unplugs Vending Machine*

[LegendZ]

Vending machine gets agitated, kills you with short circuit.
I re-plug, and he tells me he will award me if I insert a dollar

* LegendZ inserts a dollar

[Tremrist]

Vending machine gets agitated, kills you with short circuit.
I re-plug, and he tells me he will award me if I insert a dollar

* LegendZ inserts a dollar

You are rewarded with a punch in the face by the machine.

I insert a condom I found that was laying on the sidewalk.

[Jacob/Lee]

You recieve an empty box of condoms.

I insert a barstool I threw out a window.

[sorrel]

you receive a frozen foot

I insert a mr.potato head

[Talent74]

You get a barfight.

* Talent74 inserts lightning.

[Jacob/Lee]

You get a Zap-O-Matic, an automatic lightning cannon.

* I insert Westboro *ENTERRELIGIONHERE* Church.

[Cybertails1998]

You get emailed "what is this I don't even".

I insert The Game