Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Fezbot]

You get everything except everything.

I insert a guitar.

[Ad Bot]

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

You get a guitar back because it only takes $1 and $5s.

I insert a hockey puck

[The Subject]

You get a guitar back because it only takes $1 and $5s.

I insert a hockey puck

You get the puck back because it only takes 1 and 5 dollar bills.

I insert $1.

[GLaDOS (Portal)]

You get an animated GIF printed on paper.


I insert a razor blade.

[BlockoCrafter]

You get a razer mouse. (see my last post here)

I insert the water that drowned me.

[ßlöükfáce]

It drinks it and then pisses on your face

I Insert my Kitty oc

[Theepicman]

You get a pound cage.

I insert an Rlcbm

[Ben Watts]

You get hax4life.


*Ben Watts inserts Ben Watts.

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

You get the severed body of Ben Watts

I insert a puppy

[st8terblock]

A cat comes out

I Insert my snake

[Niff]

You get a vagina

I insert sainc and shadough

[st8terblock]

You get mario

I insert research

[HellHound]

You get a whole lot of [REDACTED].


I insert a CD containing the first season of My Little Pony.

[Redconer]

You get spoilers

I insert my homework

[ShadowYoshi294]

* Redconer gets an F for not doing his homework.
* ShadowYoshi294 inserts 12 billion [NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN!]s.