Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[TheSilentNinja]

You get a bunch of Manatees.
Koden, serously, If used in moderation, the noobs won't figure it out.  when you do it every post, they tend to catch on. X_x

The Silent Ninja inserts Eminem.

[Ad Bot]

[Koden]

You get a talented singer who acts like a 4 year old.

* Koden inserts a copy of Playboy.

[stevey1000]

You get mega stuff.

* stevey1000 inserts some uber doober pie snot type stuff.

[Koden]

You get your mother.

* Koden puts in the depressing song from Star Wars Episode 3.

[Koden]

You get a body without a head.

* Koden inserts his cloned son.

[TheSilentNinja]

Obi-Wan comes out of the machine, waving his hand over you face, saying, "this is not the post you are looking for."

The Silent Ninja inserts The Minifig secks pic from the Hawt Steamy secks IRC thred.

[Koden]

You get a Feril Bantha that incapacitates you in one hit. Your speeder flies forward a couple feet until it come to a raging stop. You have to wait ten seconds before standing up just to get incapacitated again by the bantha.

* Koden inserts a mangled copy of Star Wars Galaxies.

[TheSilentNinja]

The Vending machine plays the game for 5 minutes, then gets bored.

The Silent Ninja inserts the Start Wars Gangsta Rap.

[Koden]

You get a few laughs and a couple words that are stuck in your head for hours.

* Koden inserts The Paris Hilton Strips Game.

[TheSilentNinja]

You get a flame war.
Seriously, both of you, Jason and Koden, are noobs.  Still, the Wiki entry was funny.
The Silent Ninja inserts the Death Star.

[Koden]

You get a large super-weapon that has been outmatched several times. Such as the sun-crusher.

* Koden inserts a copy of The Guide to the Star Wars Universe.

[TheSilentNinja]

The machine, having already played Galaxies and deciding it was boring, throws the manual back out at you XD. Pwnt.

The Silent Ninja inserts a flight sim.

[Koden]

You get a game that I will never play in my life.

* Koden inserts Luke Skywalker's right hand.

[Ladios]

you get a glove

* ladios inserts a taun taun

[-(IM)tay104-[BH]]

you die
*inserts a dollar