Question: "Can I have admin?"
Response 1st time: "No." (They may be calm after this.)
Response 2nd time: Kick the player. (Hopefully it gets through their head.)
Response 3rd time: Ban for ___ time. (They need time away from the server, even if its forever.)
Response 4th time: If the above wasn't permanent, make this one. (They will never learn, keep them off the server.)
Question: "Can I load?"
Response if normal player: "You have to be admin to load." (This just implies that they wont get admin, if they have a brain.)
Response if admin: Insert response here. (Normally good admins do ask the host if they can load during specific events.)
Question: "Is it long load?"
Response: "Yes." (So they will leave, I'm tired of telling people why this cannot be answered. Also, Blockland is a game that requires patience. If they have none why are they playing?)
Question: "How long?"
Response: "Very long." (So they will leave, I'm tired of telling people why this cannot be answered. Also, Blockland is a game that requires patience. If they have none why are they playing?)
Question: "Where do I download this?"
Response, if unreleased: "You don't." (Although I do expect you to have this in mind already.)
Response, if released: "Go look for it on the forums."
Response, if released, 2nd time: Kick the player. (They are lazy, Blockland is a game that requires patience. If they have none why are they playing?)
Question, during a minigame: "Can I have ______?"
Response, 1st time if no: "No."
Response, 2nd time if no: Kick the player.
Response, 1st time if yes and busy: "Sure hold on a moment."
Response, 2nd time if yes and busy: "No, I'm busy." (Thus, it is now a No response.)
Question: "Why not?" -or- "Why?"
Response, on any above occasion: Kick the player. (For asking a dumb question.)