OMG!! I was just attacked by TWO foot-long wasps!!

[Telly]

It's true! I was just minding my own business when suddenly, this two foot long wasp flies right past my head! So I turn around and see about 100 of them coming right at me! *shudder*

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Hey all you loving bastards! I hope you forgeters know that I was just messing with you! Also, I hope you know that your mom is sucking some hobo's rooster across the street from me! forgetERS!!!

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[Liquid Snake]

That's crazy, seeing as the largest wasp in the world is 2 inches long.

Please do not post idiotic topics.

[Telly]

I'm serious! I'm guessing they've been mutated by pesticides or nuclear waste or something! It was terrifying!

[MegaScience]

I can also assume you survived?

[n0cturni]

You're such a dumbass. Stop watching TV and go outside.

[Telly]

Me? I WAS JUST OUTSIDE!!! I'M NOT GOING BACK OUT THERE!!!

[MegaScience]

What if a naked hot girl was out there?

[Telly]

She'd probably be dead before I opened the door.... I'm just glad that I ran when they were still twent feet away from me.... *Shudder*

[MegaScience]

20 feet away!? But they are 2 feet long! That makes.....18 feet!...wait, but they're 2....OMG 16!.......OMG TELLY THEY HID UP YOUR star fish TO GET INSIDE YOUR HOUSE!

[Telly]

Don't be stupid! If they did that, I'd be dead!

[n0cturni]

Don't be stupid! If they did that, I'd be dead!

That's the point.

[MegaScience]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wasp
Tell me where it says they can become 2 feet.
Btw, how old are you again?

[Telly]

But I got away... Not by much though... Maybe... Two inches... I think.... If I hadn't run away when I did, I'd be dead! And I'm 14.

[MegaScience]

I do not believe you are 14, you sound maybe 7, 9 at most.

[NickTheSushi]

*coughbullstuffcough*

Also, getting my vacuum. Another Attention Whore to clean up after.