OMFG!! There was a giant spade in my house!

[snot2]

This isn't a joke this time, honest! That thing had to be at least two inches long!! IT WAS F***ING HUGE!!! It was a striped wolf spade, and it looked like this:

[Ad Bot]

[yuki]

OH GOD SNOT, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, I HEAR THEY'RE VENEMOUS.

[snot2]

That's the point! I don't care if theyre venemous! It just makes me feel better to post it on the internet somewhere... Maybe I'll post it on neopets, or facebook. At least no one will criticize me....

[NoZoner]

Holy crap, get away from that thing snot!

[Ethan]

If I saw that thing in my house I would cripple and die.

[zombie.cxnt]

Me too D:

I HATE spades.

[tapemaster21]

Lol, that's rich snot :D

[snot2]

what

[Ethan]

I would show it my bb gun.

[General Nick]

EEEEK STEP ON IT D:

[zombie.cxnt]

I would trap it in a bottle and stuff in it.

[Reactor Worker]

what?

[snot2]

yes

[Reactor Worker]

Wow....didn't realise spades came that large. Better call an exterminator.

[Bones4]

Wait 'till it dies, then make a necklace from its head.