Middle School locker rooms....

[DrMobius]

We once had a roosterroach problem. They somehow got in all the peppers. O_o

We have bats.

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[Swholli]

HOLY snake.

No, you don't really have to shower, it's just a myth the upperclassmen tell you, I remember that one.

Though there are showers.... so I mean, if you want...

Or you could do what my uncle did and have a snake sliding contest. They got all lubed up from shower foam, and slid on their snakees at high speeds to the end of the shower. When he first told me, I simple shouted: "WTF" but the idea caught on.



No, no it didn't. This is coming from the man who told me I had a yeast infection when I thought my skin smelled like baking bread in the hot sun. 9 years later, I finally got it.

[DrMobius]

Is he the crazy uncle?

[FlyGuy45]

I do not think girls shower. I know of any guys who shower after P.E. It's like "OMG the girls are showering." the girls are thinking "OMG, boys are showering". No one is!

[Wedge]

My school didn't have functional showers )except for in the photo lab and the chemistry lab of course). Not even for the athletes. We had 2 leaky pipes without showerheads in a room with no lights that was being used to store things the school didn't want anymore.

[Ladios]

My school has showers, but they are caged off because people would always go to the shower room to fight.

[DarthVolga]

At my school we dont really use the showers much. Atleast I havent used them. Afterall we get to choose what we want to do for Our Physical Education. I personally like to do alot of stretching. Then riding home from school on my bike is excersise enough for me.

And about people thinking you have Small Junk Just ignore them and say "You aint so good yourself" I had to go through stuff like this in Camp. :P Had to conserve water considering The camp was far out in the wilderness. And because of that it lead to taking showers together.

Or if your completed scared to share your junk to anyone then your close freinds/Gf/Bf<-(If your some kind of queer...) Then try covering that stuff up whenever possible. And allways search for guys taking a check.

Then you know whos a queer....And who to dog on.

[Domidore]

Im going to middle school, theres showers so there is probably going to be some ball punching combo contests or some stuff like that.

[Headcrab Zombie]

No school would require showers, unless it's a very small school.

Think about it. At my school, there's like 3 showers, and 3 classes per period. So that's like 60 people per locker room. Having everyone shower would probably take the whole period.

[Nero Mich]

No school would require showers, unless it's a very small school.

Think about it. At my school, there's like 3 showers, and 3 classes per period. So that's like 60 people per locker room. Having everyone shower would probably take the whole period.

A class..JUST FOR SHOWING...z0MG!

[Cogizio]

But yeah, at my school we have the option to shower. But no one does. Everyone is more afraid of the curdling milk.

[Antallion]

We don't even have showers at my school.

[DarthVolga]

:P Ok now I feel a bit weirded out after reading all of these posts 0.o

[Menen]

Remeber, if you do happen to use them Hang your soap by a rope!


Thank god the showers at my school are broken and when we change out, no one takes thir underwear off, but the alley/spaces where the locker are were crowded, or at least the one next to mine was xD and if you happen to get to pick your locker, make sure you dont pick the one near the gay guy 

[Jsk2003]

Think about this.
If a gay guy comes up to you and starts groping you or something, tell him to go away. If he persists, then sue his ass for loveual assault.

If a gay guy doesn't do that, he might tell you something like advice for what girls like(considering since he basically is a girl) and he could compliment your appearance.