You wanna know how I got this syrup? My father…was…a syrup drinker, and a cooker. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual... Mommy gets the syrup to defend herself. He doesn’t like that. Not…one…BIT. So…me watching, he takes the syrup to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me…and he says…”WHY SO SYRUP?”. He comes at me with the syrup and says ”WHY SO SYRUP?!”. Sticks the syrup in my mouth…”LET’S PUT SOME SYRUP ON THAT MOUTH!" and: why so serious?