Stolen basketball hoop...

[Amiret]

Yu-Gi-Oh is for friends, anyways. They probably liked the golden shower.

it was like 3 years ago. i need to sell them anyways.

[Ad Bot]

[Digmaster]

Someone stole my bike befor. He was picked up like three minutes later because he was using my helmet, and it as too big for him :D
the cop was like 'WTF", and pulled him over. He asked him to open my bike lock (attached to my bike, I never use it, well now I do). He couldn't.

I got my bike several hours later, when I realized it was missing. I love that bike.

[IbanZ]

ITT: Stories about mondays

[bananalad123]

someone stole my virginity

forget, I was gonna say that.

[Domidore]

No specifics yet, but when my neighbor saw the truck, they said it was a couple of darker-skinned guys. I'll probably find out more about it tomorrow.

entrepreneur INNN!

[bananalad123]

ITT: Stories about mondays

STFU

[Otis Da HousKat]

So I was at a clothing store waiting to use the changing room. After a few seconds I saw a black lady pounding on the door screaming, "TYRELL, GET YO FAT brother ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW OR I WILL SLAP YOUR CHOCOLATE ASS BACK TO DA GHETTO!"

[bananalad123]

So I was at a clothing store waiting to use the changing room. After a few seconds I saw a black lady pounding on the door screaming, "TYRELL, GET YO FAT brother ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW OR I WILL SLAP YOUR CHOCOLATE ASS BACK TO DA GHETTO!"

I lol'd