And Spam was invented by us plucky Minnesotans. You're welcome. 
We did? Sence when are we plucky? What does plucky even mean? Minnisota invented water sking. A guy straped two boards from a wooden barrel to his feet. Minnesotans only dare enter Wisconsin to get fire works, sence our laws prohibit anything that explodes. Minnesota is the land of 10,000 lakes, even though the official count is actually much higher. I once went through South Dakota, I think their number one crop is billboards advertizing Wall Drug.
