Orange Juice

[Bones4]

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[NickTheSushi]

Amazing, simply amazing.

Another moronic/necessary post, Brought to you by Bones4 :D

[Randomguy]

On a completely different note, I wonder how that would taste...

[NickTheSushi]

Me and bones had an amazing debate/discussion about oranges on AIM.

NickTheSushi: I shall start with my opening statement'
NickTheSushi: ORANGE JUICE, FTW
Bones4960: Oranges taste pretty good.
NickTheSushi: Thank you
NickTheSushi: *sits down*
Bones4960: no
NickTheSushi: your turn plox
Bones4960: I want to go first
NickTheSushi: kay
Bones4960: I think oranges are overrated
NickTheSushi: Stfu
Bones4960: nou
NickTheSushi: Oranges all the way
NickTheSushi: without oranges, where the HELL would be a cure for scurvy?
Bones4960: they're overused in fruit products
NickTheSushi: well
NickTheSushi: theres limes
Bones4960: forget limes
NickTheSushi: yarly
Bones4960: I like kiwi
NickTheSushi: ooo kiwi
NickTheSushi: I like cherries, apples, and banans
NickTheSushi: but back to oragnes and orange juice
Bones4960: banans?
NickTheSushi: BANANAS
Bones4960: hahNickTheSushi: ORANGE JUICE TALK NAO
Bones4960: fine
Bones4960: oranges are usually found on "bushes"
Bones4960: hah
NickTheSushi: So?
NickTheSushi: that doesn't change the taste
Bones4960: ...or is it "trees"?
Bones4960: either way
NickTheSushi: It doesn't really madder\
NickTheSushi: Oranges be oranges
Bones4960: I have had my fair share of orange balls
NickTheSushi: grown underground, or out of a small water tablet
Bones4960: whoops
NickTheSushi: Oh har har
NickTheSushi: No scrotum jokes plox
Bones4960: What if oranges were not oranges?
NickTheSushi: Hmm
Bones4960: I ponder...
NickTheSushi: They could be called egnaros
NickTheSushi: For lols
NickTheSushi: But I dunno
Bones4960: What if what we thought were oranges were truly watermelons?
NickTheSushi: Hm
NickTheSushi: then a watermelon is a weird citrus fruit
Bones4960: what if there are oranges INSIDE of watermelons?
NickTheSushi: More fruit for your buck
Bones4960: Agreed
Bones4960: we should market this crap
NickTheSushi: Hell yeah
Bones4960: "Get your stuffed watermelons!"
Bones4960: Black folks would freak
NickTheSushi: It would revolutionize the world
Bones4960: Hells yeah

[Bones4]

nickthesushi:  Now
nickthesushi:  let us continue
nickthesushi:  Now, if we were some how able to resize a watermelon
nickthesushi:  and fit maybe 10 pounds worth of oranges into one
Bones4960: to fit into my pocket
Bones4960: BUT STILL CONTAIN NORMAL ORANGES
nickthesushi:  Then holy forget, we have just broken laws of physics
Bones4960: I've done it before
nickthesushi:  And made over 5.2 billion dollars
nickthesushi:  onicewurk
Bones4960: using many, many spoons and a few sporks
nickthesushi:  Does this include oranges, watermelons, and a money making scheme?
nickthesushi:  If not, lets return to topic
Bones4960: We're discussing a topic?
Bones4960: Osht
Bones4960: okay
Bones4960: Oranges.
nickthesushi:  and our amazing money making scheme with melons
Bones4960: They taste pretty good.
nickthesushi:  you said they didn't
nickthesushi:  Now
nickthesushi:  If we could use a melon
Bones4960: Oh, cantaloupe!
Bones4960: cantaloupe
Bones4960: cantaloupe
Bones4960: cantaloupe
nickthesushi:  ahhaha
nickthesushi:  If we could fit and orange
nickthesushi:  into a cantaloupe
nickthesushi:  and maybe a bigger cantalopue to put the smaller into it
Bones4960: and then into a melon
nickthesushi:  we could have one of those domodorie doll things
nickthesushi:  where you open it
nickthesushi:  it gets smaller
Bones4960: It'd be a damn fruit jawbreaker
nickthesushi:  until it stops at the orange
nickthesushi:  I know
nickthesushi:  packed full of loving amazing flavor
nickthesushi:  and on maybe a few
Bones4960: Except the orange
nickthesushi:  we put hottest hotsauce in the middle fruit
Bones4960: and cum
nickthesushi:  to show them not to mess with us
Bones4960: Osht, gum*
Bones4960: Hah!
Bones4960: Show WHO not to mess with us?
Bones4960: Terrorists?
Bones4960: OH LAWD
nickthesushi:  sure
nickthesushi:  Now what KIND of gum?
nickthesushi:  But back to the jaw breaker idea
nickthesushi:  then
nickthesushi:  if we could take the melon
nickthesushi:  and SHRINK it to a gumball size
nickthesushi:  and make a whole machine of them
Bones4960: Gum from people's mouths...   from around their teeth....    the real "gum"
nickthesushi:  like one of those cany things
nickthesushi:  ah
nickthesushi:  nice idea
nickthesushi:  But like I said
nickthesushi:  if we made them gumball size
nickthesushi:  could we make Fruit jawbreaker GUM?
Bones4960: Whot?
nickthesushi:  like Bubble Gum gum
nickthesushi:  like you blow a bubble wit it
Bones4960: Blowing a bubble with fruit?
nickthesushi:  what about it?
Bones4960: IMPOSSIBLE
nickthesushi:  good idea?
nickthesushi:  eh? EEEH? :-D
Bones4960: unless...
nickthesushi:  there was a free handgun with it
Bones4960: totally
Bones4960: but the handgun is made from and fires fruit
nickthesushi:  But that moight cause lawsuits
nickthesushi:  oh badass
nickthesushi:  and we throw one of dem
Bones4960: lead fruit
Bones4960: the worst kind
nickthesushi:  "We ain't responisable for what kinda forgeted up stuff yah do with these"
nickthesushi:  so we don't get in trouble
nickthesushi:  :-D
nickthesushi:  Smart, eh?
Bones4960: OH GOD AN ELEPHANT

[TheWorm]

Orange juice with extra pulp is awesome, it gives it that freshly squeezed sort of taste. At least the closest you can get to that taste without squeezing oranges.

[Bones4]

I choke on pulp. :(

[oromis]

You know whats better then orange juice? Now I know what your thinking "BLASPHEME! LIES AND SLANDER!! NOTHING IS BETTER THEN ORANGE JUICE!" but hear me out. Mango lassie (sp?) from an authentic Indian food place. If you find a restaurant that serves good mango lassie then you'll know.

♥ mangos :D tried 1 in a school feast (lucky arent i) it was delicous and moist, bought 1 from some food store, tasted terrible, but i still love

mango juice
mango flavored v8 [pun]i know, mango's v8 hasnt been updated to v9 yet[/pun]
mango italian ice.

[NickTheSushi]

I choke on pulp. :(

I dun't choke on it, I just don't like it hitting my tounge. It's not every drink you get that some sort of thing comes out of it and into your mouth. It feels like some sort of bug or something slimy. Yeck.

[NickTheSushi]

Bump.

[Rughugger]

I'm only slightly allergic to Oranges, so I drink it not too often. I prefer Chocolate Milk!  Good for these  you can't dip those in OJ and have it tastes as good. Chocco milk > OJ

[NickTheSushi]

I'm only slightly allergic to Oranges, so I drink it not too often. I prefer Chocolate Milk!  Good for these  you can't dip those in OJ and have it tastes as good. Chocco milk > OJ

OFU. On a different Note, WHITE milk is alot better.