Author Topic: Create-a-Conspiracy (Read 3296 times)

Digmaster · August 30, 2008, 10:54:21 PM

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand good builds you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of Blocklanders made up of Roblox Lovers with help from Admins.

The conspiracy first started during Birth of Blockland in Eric's house. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including USSR forming.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their Pinking.

They want to ban low IDs and imprison resisters in Roblox using jeeps.

In order to prepare for this, we all must clear bricks. Since the media is controlled by Eric Hartman we should get our information from Builderman.

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Marcem · August 30, 2008, 11:04:44 PM

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Roblox you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of Robloxians made up of TBMers with help from little kids.

The conspiracy first started during Roblox's Creation in Roblox.com. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including 9/11.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their grammar.

They want to raid Badspot and imprison resisters in Blockland.us using URLs.

In order to prepare for this, we all must ban. Since the media is controlled by Roblox we should get our information from Badspot.

I knew it!

Robo Noob · August 30, 2008, 11:09:29 PM

Lolwtf

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Blockland you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of Blocklanders made up of LemurDeCatta with help from Kiss.
The conspiracy first started during Robo Noob's Joining in Blockland.us/smf. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including My Birth.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their LemurDeCatta.

They want to Kick in the balls Robo Noob and imprison resisters in LemurDeCatta's House using Snails.

In order to prepare for this, we all must love. Since the media is controlled by Badspot we should get our information from Everyone but LemurDeCatta and his friend friends.

NUMBAH 2: (I snakeed laughing at this big snake joke)

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand snakees you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group ofsnakemen made up of snakees with help from snakees.
The conspiracy first started during snaketom in snakeville. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including snaketom.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theirsnakeing.

They want to snakeing snakeman and imprison resisters in snakeland using snakeCars.

In order to prepare for this, we all must snakeing. Since the media is controlled by snakeDude we should get our information from snakeGuys.

Sheezy · August 30, 2008, 11:31:03 PM

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand child enthusiasts you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of child enthusiasts made up of rapists with help from Josef Fritzl.

The conspiracy first started during the first coordinated loveual assault on babys preformed by child enthusiasts in their basements. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including myspace being created.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their constant raping of children.

They want to rape children and imprison resisters in their basements using myspace.

In order to prepare for this, we all must eat babys. Since the media is controlled by Michael Jackson we should get our information from the internet.

LegoEggo · August 30, 2008, 11:39:40 PM

Mine is best, k

What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand online gaming you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group ofspammers made up of haxorz with help from HaxGangs.
The conspiracy first started during servers crashing in apple.com. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the internet's failure.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theircrashing servers.

They want to flaming grammar national socialists and imprison resisters in offline using internets.

In order to prepare for this, we all must not spamming. Since the media is controlled by someone on a game we should get our information from another person on a game.

Sheezy · August 31, 2008, 12:45:44 AM

BAD GRAMMAR IS HORRIBLE

SuperSnake117 · August 31, 2008, 01:18:47 AM

What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand death you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of dumbasses made up of cool people with help from ASPCA.
The conspiracy first started during the Great Depression in Atlantis. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the sucking of many richards.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their chewing their fingernails.

They want to riot Ichiro and imprison resisters in hell using teleportations.

In order to prepare for this, we all must kill. Since the media is controlled by Barack Obama we should get our information from The Whitehouse.

Space Guy · August 31, 2008, 01:34:48 AM

Quote from: Vertzer on August 30, 2008, 10:21:34 PM

The conspiracy first started during World War 2 in Kazakhstan. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including World War 1.

Rughugger · August 31, 2008, 02:21:59 AM

Quote from: Space Guy on August 31, 2008, 01:34:48 AM

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Cogizio · August 31, 2008, 02:22:18 AM

IMMATURE TIME

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Erections you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group ofPETA made up of Fish Floppers with help from Green.

The conspiracy first started during National Cum Day in Cumdiana. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The Largest Cum.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theirFapping.

They want to Sniping research Star and imprison resisters in The Trojen Isle using Reverse Cowgirl.

In order to prepare for this, we all must Insert. Since the media is controlled by Mommy we should get our information from Daddy.

Ladios · August 31, 2008, 02:50:51 AM

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Antidisestablishmentarianism you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group ofInsurgents made up of fast-food workers. with help from Scientologists.
The conspiracy first started during evolution in Madagascar. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including liberation of Ireland.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theirhumming a showtune.

They want to headshoted Vegan and imprison resisters in America using cross country skiis.

In order to prepare for this, we all must eeny-meeny-miny-moe'd. Since the media is controlled by the dudes who stand on street corners with signs we should get our information from the guys with suits.

Wonder G · August 31, 2008, 03:15:28 PM

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Spam you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of Spammers made up of Idiots, and N00Bs with help from Malware Infested programs.
The conspiracy first started during Spam War 1 in E-mailing, Commenting, and IMing. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Spam War 2.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their Sending of Malware Attached E-mails.

They want to Rape you and Spam Your Inbox with Malware attached Emails and imprison resisters in Spamworld using E-mail programs, Commenting, Websites, and IM programs.

In order to prepare for this, we all must use Anti-Malware and Anti-Spam programs. Since the media is controlled by a Ultra Spammer Leader we should get our information from Spammers.

SuperSnake117 · August 31, 2008, 04:22:44 PM

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand this is a fail create-a you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of stupid people who can't code made up of stupid asses with help from people that made this site.
The conspiracy first started during Virginia Tech Massacre in a long lost planet. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the event that happened when the conspiracy started.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their constant fapping.

They want to have vaginal love with Britney Spears and imprison resisters in Hooters using brown town love.

In order to prepare for this, we all must know that the caek is a lie. Since the media is controlled by huge snakees we should get our information from love addicts.

tcxxx572 · August 31, 2008, 06:45:25 PM

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In order to prepare for this, we all must fail.

LOL

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Mudkipz you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of RotB members made up of cows with help from Shininanbobs.
The conspiracy first started during after dinosars in Canada. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the opening of Caeser's salad and soup shop and shooping the whoop.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their lamp shades.

They want to eat jesus and imprison resisters in 4chan.com using towels.

In order to prepare for this, we all must build with plastic bricks. Since the media is controlled by Gorge boosh we should get our information from Blocklanders.

Joltener · August 31, 2008, 06:48:51 PM

What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand Badspot you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of Blockland made up of people with help from Players.

The conspiracy first started during V9 in Internet. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including When V9 Came Out.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their Spamming.

They want to Deathmatch Noobs and imprison resisters in Lag server using Jeep.

In order to prepare for this, we all must kill. Since the media is controlled by persons we should get our information from snot2.