I guess I'll do it.
1. Tell me the basic gameplay.
A. First thing you'll notice is there are no male models.
B. For the most part, people swing around Port Town chatting.
C. Occasionally people go and fireball each other to death in the wilderness.
D. If you're a cop, and if there are criminals online(ask the marshal for a list), you can chase them down, bash their face in ith your gold headed spiked mace, and throw them in jail.
2. Post some tips to get me started.
A. After you create your character, walk over to the sword giver, look at her, and hit your action key (default-E).
B. Open your inventory (default-I), go to the weapons tab, select your sword, hit the quickslots button in the upper left corner, and hit a number. Then if you hit that number it will equip your sword.
C. Don't take your clothes off. It's a common mistake made by new players and ends up with them thrown in jail for nudity.
D. Use your sword for lone small meatcubes, bunnys(tiny pinkish red orcs), and charge it up for knights(they're gold and green).
E. Hit your voice menu key (default-V), then S to open a spells list.
i. Use ball for orcs and other variants of them such as dynamite orcs and zombies.
ii. Use burn for groups of small meatcubes or medium meatcubes.
iii. Use fireball for players. They don't move in a straight line often, and the splash damage helps.
iv. Use cloak for escaping players. It won't hide from monsters.
v. Don't bother with light. You won't need it much.
3. Tell me what good people and servers are out there.
A. One server.
B. Hard to say which people are good and which are bad. Just watch out for certain tricks:
i. Telling you to say /sad in chat (default-T). Saying it four times kicks you off the server.
ii. Telling you to hit alt-f4. It closes the game, as you may already know.
iii. Dropping lit sticks of dynamite near you. Those can kill you in town.
iv. Telling you that the hook is acquired from some place other than level one.
v. Trying to get you wanted by tricking you into doing crimes:
a. Public nudity.
b. Horse theft. You can take it if its name is simply "Horse" with your action key, but otherwise, getting onb the drivers seat will probably get you wanted.
c. Throwing knife theft. Taking a knife you didn't throw that doesn't have a "V" over it. Don't worry about this one too much
d. Cursing in global chat.
e. Sending a message where more than half the characters are capitalized in global chat.
f. Sending the same message twice in global chat.
g. Bashing them with a police baton when they're not wanted.
Get someone to lead you to level one. All swords are of even damage. Meteors fall every once in awhile, pick up the green rocks from them. Certain materials for the bodies of shields do different stuff. That should be all you need to know at first.
