Luckily, that cake that snot drowned in was made by

, therefore it was so good that snot sucked the life out of the cake, into his mouth, down his throat, through his intestines, into his stomach, and go stuck on a fish hook he ate last month, then the cake was blown up by a lazor pistol he ate a few days ago, and tiny pieces of cake went flying everything. The cake went all over his body and into his bloodstream, and if he were ever to eat cake again, he would become so overpowered that he could stuff full wedding cakes by the dozens.