Well in this case I'd consider you the idiot. You worded it vaguely so it sounded like you were talking about the gas. Plus, its dentist-specific, its not like your country banned movies from dentists offices, you just don't have one that plays movies, and neither do I. Upon further reading, I think you've just been brainwashed by the media, because I haven't been to anyone that names their utensils "Mr. Happypoker"