lol im sorry but.... "human years"?
that cat and dog years crap is a little immature for your age dont you think?
did santa teach you to think this way?
I think Santa had an affair with the Tooth Fairy, and when Ms Claus found out, she stole Santa's magic and made it rain cats and dogs. Then, some children started doing stuff to the pets and soon, they got the pets ages.
Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post. Oh, I'm sure you'll get over it. Begging for sympathy here is like trying to fing Osama Bin Laden in Finland.
I'm not getting over it, my new cat meows like a girl D: My old cat meowed like a man, this one can't meow right because he's been a housecat all his life (or so the first owner said)