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[laremere]

No, close if you look at it in one way, but otherwise still off.

[Ad Bot]

[Skele]

I don't know. The only other things I can think up are Ideas and Reason.

[yuki]

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

[|Shadow]

Her mum

[laremere]

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Why not post in english?  If you don't, I might as well post some riddles in Japanese :P

[yuki]

Why not post in english?  If you don't, I might as well post some riddles in Japanese :P

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

You are making out with your girlfriend when suddenly the phone rings. You pick up and ask, "Hello?" The voice on the other end says "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DAUGHTER??" Just then, your girlfriend says her father's been dead for three years. THEN WHO WAS THAT CHARMING GENTLEMAN ON THE PHONE?

[laremere]

Step-dad?

[Chewy]

Wrong number?

[Lt Chub Chub]

What was that charming person doing on phone? WHO IS PHONE!?!?!?

[General Omega]

I know who phone is! He is the person on first base in the Abbot and Costello joke.

[yuki]

I know who phone is! He is the person on first base in the Abbot and Costello joke.

Who's On first and What's on second.

[JJA0]

You are making out with your girlfriend when suddenly the phone rings. You pick up and ask, "Hello?" The voice on the other end says "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DAUGHTER??" Just then, your girlfriend says her father's been dead for three years. THEN WHO WAS THAT CHARMING GENTLEMAN ON THE PHONE?

Um... the ex husband (real father) died and her mother remarried so her father was on the phone

[$MONEYPANDA$]

long ago, a man accidently offended the king, and the king sentenced gim to death. but the man pleaded "NOU! DUN KILL MEH PLZ PLZ PLZ I DIDN'T NO IT MADE U MAD0RZ!!1!!5" then the king said "Fine, I will let you live, follow me." so the king and the man walk into a room with 2 doors, and 2 guards, each guarding one of the doors. "one of the doors is the door of life, the other is the door of death, but you cannot tell which door is which because they look exactly the same. one of the guards is the guard of truth, the other one is the guard of LIEZ. also, both the guards look exactly the same, and you may ask only 1 question, just one."

what does the man have to ask for his life?

which one do i go into?

[oromis]

how can you turn the number 101010 into the time 9:50 using 1 straight line?

[yuki]

how can you turn the number 101010 into the time 9:50 using 1 straight line?

00111001001110100011010100110000

Bam.