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[Mustard]

What is greater than god, and more evil than satan,
Rich men need, and poor man have,
and what all men carry to the grave?

A snake.

[Ad Bot]

[cybertron]

A snake.

I begin with L
LUL MONEY
forget the poor
Mansion

What is this?

[Mustard]

Tails!

[Mustard]

Ok ive got one
You are in a fire place
with 3 clowns
one says somthing bad
one says somthing good
and one is retarted.
The first one says
snake
The second one says
I know how to get out.
The third one says
HAHAHALOLUZEATCHEEZ

What do you do to kill them?

[Doorman]

Ok ive got one
You are in a fire place
with 3 clowns
one says somthing bad
one says somthing good
and one is retarted.
The first one says
snake
The second one says
I know how to get out.
The third one says
HAHAHALOLUZEATCHEEZ

What do you do to kill them?

snake is bad? :3

[Supreme Guy]

Ok ive got one
You are in a fire place
with 3 clowns
one says somthing bad
one says somthing good
and one is retarted.
The first one says
snake
The second one says
I know how to get out.
The third one says
HAHAHALOLUZEATCHEEZ

What do you do to kill them?

Do you mean a place on fire?

[Mustard]

You take the clowns snake that he is holding up you kill the handicap with it, the good clown crys, they both drown in tears, then you float out the top.

[Zeebie]

long ago, a man accidently offended the king, and the king sentenced gim to death. but the man pleaded "NOU! DUN KILL MEH PLZ PLZ PLZ I DIDN'T NO IT MADE U MAD0RZ!!1!!5" then the king said "Fine, I will let you live, follow me." so the king and the man walk into a room with 2 doors, and 2 guards, each guarding one of the doors. "one of the doors is the door of life, the other is the door of death, but you cannot tell which door is which because they look exactly the same. one of the guards is the guard of truth, the other one is the guard of LIEZ. also, both the guards look exactly the same, and you may ask only 1 question, just one."

what does the man have to ask for his life?

I have an alternate answer: http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0327.html

[NotInsaneChef]

horobod

[|Shadow]

There are two sisters.
There mum dies and they have a funeral. At the funeral, one of the sisters meets a man but after two weeks the man dumps her. After he dumps her, she goes off and kills her sister.
Why did she kill her sister?

[Mustard]

So she would meet another man.

[|Shadow]

So she would meet another man.

Right :(

[Mustard]

I win :P

[Creola]

A farmer has 1 Chicken, 1 Fox, and 1 Cabbage. He has to cross a river and he has a small boat that can cary him and 1 Item ONLY. If he takes the Cabbage Across the Fox wil eat the chicken and if he takes the fox across the chicken will eat the cabbage. He cant leave anyone behind. How does he get every thing across the river?

unriginal, from riddle books and runescapez

How many cubic feet of dirt are in a 5ft. by 5ft. hole?

[Doorman]

How many cubic feet of dirt are in a 5ft. by 5ft. hole?

Zero.