1: if bushi says it, it must be true
2: if bushi is disproved, the above statement is false
3: if you say nothing, you will be banned
4: if you say nothing useful, you will be banned
5: if you preach, you will be banned
6: if you insult bushi off the bat, you will be banned
7: if you are banned, you will be banned
8: if your friend comes to ask to be unbanned, he's banned too
9: if you use one brick over and over again, you will be banned
10: if you suck at building, you'll probably be banned but there's the slight chance you won't be
10-a: if your build is or is mistaken for spam, you will be banned
10-b: if you build something ridiculously perfect but it has absolutely nothing to do with the thing the rest of the server is, you will be banned (but we'll still keep it around)
11: if you fire weapons outside a minigame, or make a minigame for no specific reason, you will be banned
11-a: if you fire a gun at someone's event brick, you still MIGHT be banned, but you might not be
12: if you spam events, you will die
13: if you make an automatic turntable, you will be banned
14: if you insult bushi for watching anime, you will be banned
15: if a car lands on you, and you blame bushi, you will be banned
15-a: even if it's his fault, you'll still get banned
please note this list is incomplete, i've got more rules somewhere
