I was inspired by the Mythology topic, so here goes nothing.
In the begining, a great being apeared from the mists of nothingness. Using his great willpower, he bent the energies of the mist into a form. He called his creations "Blockheads", and made a small universe for them to thrive in, called "Blockland". Over the years, he shaped and refined this world and it's people. Satisfied with his creations for the moment, he left them one their own, and vanished into the heavens, to persue other ways to spend his godly might..
The Blocklanders were happy, and lived in peace. Eventually, like all great mortals, they grew bored, and tired, of normalcy. They expiremented with creating great monuments, called builds, out of bricks that the Great Badspot left behind. They also made great tools, weopons, and toys, and shared them with each other. The Blocklanders made portals to other worlds, called missions.
This was a grave mistake.
Horrible creatures from a foreign universe called roblox invaded through open portals. Cursed souls called Noobs swarmed over all, driven mad by years of unanswered questions. Evil beings called badmins unfairly banned many from once beautiful utopias, and chased many to the ends of the World using an overpowerful rekic called the Destructo Wand.. Terrified, the Blocklanders retreated, and now only have a few safe havens left.
They have been making progress, though. New weapons and means of transport, as well as new missions are constantly being toiled on. There have been great succsseses, such as the Portal Gun, Bots, and Wrench Events, and horrible failures, like the Amiga sound pack, Ancient Sword, and the Limo. All are steps towards a far off victory.