Help these days...

[Zaie]

I went to the mall with like 6 of my friends and there is this little tile ramp outside of target.
I was runnning from the target entrance and sliding down that ramp on my knees. some security guard got all pissed and screamed at us. i called him a bastard under my breath and flipped him off when he turned around.
Then i walked away  :D

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[Carzo]

Once at a Burger King I ordered a "King sized number 6 with a coke", and they give me some chicken fries and a medium coke.  I mean WTF.

[zoneark]

i ordered a coke and i got fries at burger king.

[Ethan]

Only one for me is once at a fish and chip shop, we ordered 8 potato fritters, but got 10.

[Tylale]

When I used to go to McDonald's they always messed up our order. Most of the time they would forget to give us something, like straws. Or they ripped me off and gave me like two pieces of chicken and I ordered the ten piece. But they have given me extra food before, a whole extra order. Om nom nom.

[Zaie]

I went to Mcdonalds with my mom once and ordered 2 plain chicken sandwiches. they were like, is that all? we said yes.
We get to the window and they gave us: Just the pattie [wtf?] two straws [we never ordered any drinks] and some mcflurry spoons [WTF]

[Rughugger]

Ever waited 3 hours for them ( as in a resuraunt ) to make your food?

Well technically I have. We had a Chi CHi's here and I was with a large group. We all ordered and all got their food and drinks, me still waiting by my lonesome self sipping the complimentary water they had handy, asking several times for a soda, or any info on the food I ordered. Finally got it as everyone was paying their tabs. They then tagged on the mandatory 15% tip, I refused and gave them only enough for the food. Would have just left the food outright, but I was starvin and knew I wasn't getting any later. I told them I was never eating there again. Never did and they closed down soon after for some reports of finding a roosterroach in some food....I wonder who called that in 

[Zaie]

Was it you?  :O

[Rughugger]

Well the roosterroach thing, yes, but they've already had plenty of complaints and lost business because of that mandatory tip crap. Allowed their service to suck and still get tipped for it.

[Tonce]

I was on McDonalds and ordered a milkshake.
I got 0,5 litres with icecream.