Original Amityville Horror

[Junior]

Just watched the movie, it was epic, but now I'm hearing noises in my room and I'm freaked out. D: What to do?

[Ad Bot]

[Colten]

Thats just me, Im trying to get into a good position to watch you. Then once you fall asleep I play checkers with you.

[Junior]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT CHECKERS! I'D RATHER BE RAPED!

[Ethan]

Well that's my job. Don't worry though, your snoring numbs it.

[Junior]

NOTHING SHALL GO UP MY BUTT!

[Ethan]

Oh, but you cannot stop it.

[Colten]

Oh, but you cannot stop it.

You try and rape my victim and I will shove my richard so far up your ass you wont know what hit you.

[Junior]

Yay I have people fighting over who gets to rape me! :D Wait, what?

[Ethan]

You try and rape my victim and I will shove my richard so far up your ass you wont know what hit you.

I will know what hit me.
Well, what sliced open my insides, anyway.

[Colten]

Yay I have people fighting over who gets to rape me! :D Wait, what?

Ive already spooned you

[Ethan]

Ive already spooned you

Looks like you knocked out his brain while you were there.

[Junior]

Possibly. :P

[zombie.cxnt]

Don't worry you can't see ghosts unless you beleive in them.

[Junior]

Oh great, now they'll get me from behind.

[Mr. Toast]

Hellz yah