Bloko Achievements

[Digmaster]

A lot of these are impossible. However even half of these would be awesom.

"Think you got enough?" Go over the data block limit.

[Ad Bot]

[Space Guy]

It'd be quite annoying to detect a lot of these, especially the 'for X time' ones.

[MackTheHunter]

"Ohh, you're skilled now" - Drive full speed off of a ledge in a moving vehicle. (15 Blockoscore)
"Woof, Woof" - Turn yourself into a dog (5 Blockoscore)
"LOLWUT" - Paint your entire body green with a big smile. (15 Blockoscore)
"Shfifteh Faive" - Click on 55 working activatable bricks. (10 Blockoscore)

 More to add. :3

[Space Guy]

"How useful" - Create a red 1x (1x1, 1x1f, 1x1f round) brick mounted on a pole of any colour with no events and have it clicked on by four separate people.

[Crysist]

Bolt - Kill badspot with a crossbow as a dog (50 Blockoscore)
OWNED - Noscope someone from across the bedroom (20 Blockoscore)
Screwed - Get hit with a rocket, bolt, or bullet in the ass (-20 Blockoscore)
Roach - While in a vehicle get hit with an explosive projectile, go flipping through the air and land on the person who launched the rocket (20 Blockoscore)
Nuked - Drop or launch an explosive projectile at a build thats more than 50000 bricks, and kill everyone in it (20 Blockoscore)
Make love, not Bloko - Use the /love emote on 10 dead players (30 Blockoscore)

[Masterlegodude]

I hate your choice of Blokoscore :/

The best Blokoscore in my opinion is 0 to 50

[-Jetz-]

Based on the Spore badge:
Joker: Used F8, find, or fetch in a minigame. - 0 Blockopoints.
And based on an achievement in Project Sylpheed:
Gigabrick patch: Destroy bricks(chain destruction counts) whose sizes total the equivilant of 1,000,000,000 1x1s. This does not have to be done all at once. - 30 Blockopoints.
And for fun:
Gigabrick Patch, Douchebag Edition: Destroy bricks(chain destruction counts) whose sizes total the equivilant of 1,000,000,000 1x1s that belong to someone else. This does not have to be done all at once, nor does it matter weather they trusted you or if you used the admin wand.. - 45 Blockopoints.

[E_net4]

"THIS IS BLOCKLAND!" Hit 300 people into holes with a destructo wand.

I lol'd. XD

Wrench Engineering: Build 50 bricks with at least 3 event lines.
Wanting your mail: Get killed by activating a bomb.
All your base: Spawn kill 5 times in a Team Deathmatch.
Invisi-buildage: Get 100 bricks with no rendering on a server.
OMG Hax: Kill a player from behind a brick with no raycasting.

[Talaford]

"Pyroman" - "Destroy 10 Tank Vehicles" - 10 Blockopoints
"Blockdude of the day" -  "Pink 5 people" - (-10) Blockopoints
"Blockdude of the month" - "Destroy someone's building" - (-30) Blockopoints
"Blockdude of the year" - "Crash 5 servers in same day" - (-100) Blockopoints and A free Banburger given by badspot! [HURRAY]
"Psycho" - "Kill 10 people using 10 bullets in a row" - 20 Blockopoints
"God-Like" - "Kill 50 People using 25 Rockets in a row of 2" - 100 Blockopoints
"Psycho Builder" - "Make a 100 tall brick spam" - 10 Blockopoints
"Adolf Riddler" - "Create a national socialist named server" - (-20) Blockopoints + Free FBI Burger and Free IP send to FBI
"Sonic" - "manage to outrun a Jeep withowt using Jets" - 50 Blockopoints
"Noob Killaz" - "Spawn kill 10 ppl in a row" - (-10) Blockopoints
"Death From above" - " Kill 10 ppl in a row withowt being seen in their range of view" - 100 Blockopoints
"Matter of time" - " Play Blockland for 1 year" - 200 Blockopoints
"At heaven gates" - "Pay a donation to badspot"

XD I has more but im bored to type

[Bushido]

Gettodaze: Get one achievement

Passable Pilot: Travel 3,000 studs with the stuntplane, minijet, fierbird or biplane
Aviator: Travel 10,000 studs with the stuntplane, minijet, fierbird or biplane
Plastic Eagle: Travel 30,000 studs with the stuntplane, minijet, fierbird or biplane
Lil' Rocket Man: Travel 30,000 studs VERTICALLY with the stuntplane, minijet or biplane

Sunday Driver: Travel 3,000 studs with the jeep, gokart, ute or blocko car
They see me Rollin': Travel 10,000 studs with the jeep, gokart, ute or blocko car
Automotive Addict: Travel 30,000 studs with jeep, gokart, ute or blocko car
Stunt Man: Travel 3,000 studs VERTICALLY with the jeep, gokart, ute or blocko car
Reckless Driver: Hit 5 unarmed players with the jeep, gokart, ute or blocko car
Drunk Driver: Hit 15 unarmed players with the jeep, gokart, ute or blocko car
Pedestrian Hater: Hit 250 unarmed players with the jeep, gokart, ute or blocko car
Scourge of the Walkman: Hit 500 unarmed players with the jeep, gokart, ute or blocko car
OH WHAT THE HELL: Hit 5 unarmed players with the jeep, gokart, ute or blocko car in one pass, in quick succession
Lead Foot: Keep on the throttle of a jeep, gokart, ute or blocko car for 1 minute straight
Pedal to the Metal: Keep on the throttle of a jeep, gokart, ute or blocko car for 5 minutes straight
GET OFF THE DAMN ACCELERATOR: Keep on the throttle of a jeep, gokart, ute or blocko car for 5 minutes straight without actually getting anywhere

Fishman: Be underwater for 5 minutes
Diverman: Be underwater for 10 minutes
Aquaman: Be underwater for 30 minutes
Man of the Sea: Be underwater for 30 minutes straight
BOAAAAAAAAAT: Stay on a boat on any body of water for 30 minutes straight
Boatering Ram: Kill 5 players with any boat by ramming them
Man O' War: Kill 5 players in vehicles from a boat; This can be done Sea-To-Air, Sea-To-Land, or Sea-To-Sea
From Sea to Shining Sea: Travel 3,000 studs in a boat
Cap'n Blockhab: Travel 5,000 studs in a boat

Never saw it coming: Sneak up on somebody with a weapon such as a spear and kill him without him ever seeing you
The Man with the Plastic Gun: Kill anybody with one shot of a handheld gun such as the Revolver or the Gun or the Desert Eagle
A NINJA! A NINJA!: Use the dash function of the katana to flying-tackle somebody from behind and kill him while in flight
Can't touch this: Accumulate 50 kills without dying
The World is Not Enough: Accumulate 150 kills without dying
Scratch that: Get killed after accumulating 150 kills without dying
AHEM: Jump into a fray of at least 3 people and kill them all without getting touched
Tank you very much: Remove a tank turret from a tank
Domo Arigatank: Remove 5 tank turrets from tanks
DUDE, WHERE'S MY TURRET: Remove 15 tank turrets from tanks
I saw a squirrel: At a 0.2 scale, run infront of a player with a high powered weapon on the opposing team of a team deathmatch and not get hit; Both players taking part in this act will get the achievement
VICTORY! VICTORY FOR ZIM!: Win in a teamdeathmatch
It's rainin' men: Get landed on by another player
Awesome Goomba Impression: Get landed on by 5 other players
ARGH, MY SKULL: Get landed on by 15 other players: At least one of these players must kill you in doing so
A leg up: Jump off someone's head to a higher ledge
Awesome Mario Impression: Bounce off 5 other players heads to get to a higher ledge
I AM THE KING: Bounce off 15 other players heads to get to a higher ledge
ELDERBERRIES!: Create a powerful fort, defend it from all invaders, and turn away 5 people who want to join by saying "I SPIT IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!"

Hold on, Imma make more.

[Monty]

I suspect that Badspot is sitting at his chair, scrolling down the page, chuckling to himself over the time wasted in this thread, then taking a sip from his fourty-eight thousandth can of Coca Cola.

[rkynick]

Even if someone were to create a mod for achievements, more than half of these either
A) are stupid
B) nearly impossible to detect
C) all of the above.

[Diargon]

OSHT- get killed 10 times by a vehicle while running away from it (-10 blokopoints)

[Masterlegodude]

Even if someone were to create a mod for achievements, more than half of these either
A) are stupid
B) nearly impossible to detect
C) all of the above.

Most of these achievements ARE impossible, but i figured i'd create this topic for laughs or whatever :D

[E_net4]

What if there really was an event system? We can't make them work on all servers, but server-side achievements aren't a bad idea.