So, I was in the bathroom, washing my hands. Our sink is really down low, and it is aligned with my balls. We had our kittens walking around the house for a little, and I didn't know that our black kitten, Einstein, got into the bathroom. My kittens really like to climb up your leg, so he tried to climb up my leg, while I have no socks on. He claws my leg, and that made me jolt forward at the sink.... and ow.
Kids, remember not to try this on your own! Bring a friend!
