How would I forward ports

[zenloth]

Why not ask your Mom to set it up for you then? Tell her that the geeks on the forums say it is almost 100% safe.

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[Headcrab Zombie]

It IS 100% safe, if you have a decent firewall, which you'd have to be stupid to not have. I have a firewall built into my router, as well as one in each computer.