Author Topic: A few bad puns.  (Read 3948 times)

Feel free to add to the list of these really bad puns I found.  :cookieMonster:

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1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.


You took all of my Dad's lines!



damn, you beat me to the topic. anyway, i saw this Imaginext Batman Adventure, and then when the kid beat shoots the Joker, he says "The jokes on you, Joker!" my ears vomited when i heard that



It's a hole. They're looking into it.


Did you hear about the killer midget psychic? She's a small medium at large.

Wat?



To-ma-to, to-mah-to

A toilet got stolen, but police have nothing to go on.

A toilet got stolen, but police have nothing to go on.

I'll admit, this made me laugh pretty hard.


yin yang yin yang yin, BANANA PHONE!

I'll admit, this made me laugh pretty hard.

Meh. It evoked nothing more than a chuckle. That is, until, I remembered the toilet scene from Jackass: The Movie.