a blonde walks into a barber shop listening to an i pod asks for a hair cut the barber says "take of the ear phones pleas" The blonde says "i cant" the barber says "Ok" so barber goes to get stuff the blonde falls asleep so the barber took off her head phones then goes to get the suplies when she comes back the blondes not breathing the barber calls the police then they listen to the i pod it was saying "Breath in breath out breath in" lolz END