Dude Jvs elavators is what ive been waiting for 2 years
Dear:
[ ] Inferior being
[ ] Troll
[ ] Indignant freeloader
[ ] n00blet
[ ] Script kiddie
[ ] Whiner
[X] Ye who has incurred my wrath
[ ] Person with the grammar of a chimpanzee
You are being flamed because:
[ ] You exist
[ ] You posted a religious thread
[ ] You posted an accusation with no proof
[ ] You posted a thread containing 1337 talk
[ ] You posted a "me > you" thread
[ ] You broke our Captain Planet summons
[ ] You posted a worthless thread
[ ] You continued a long stupid thread that needs to die
[ ] You committed crimes against pork byproducts
[ ] You revived an old dead topic that should've stayed dead
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You haven't read the TOS
[ ] You made baby Jesus cry
[ ] You don't know which board to post in
[X] You just plain suck
[ ] You posted false information
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You double-posted
[ ] You h4x
[ ] You killed a kitten and/or puppy
[ ] You're spamming MY thread
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE WRITTEN ALL IN CAPS
[ ] You posted something tribal
[ ] You are illiterate
[X] You're breathing too much of my oxygen
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[ ] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd
[ ] Your post is an atrocity to the English language
[X] Your parents are related
[ ] You and your wife are related
[ ] You dated my sister
[ ] You dated my brother
[ ] You made love to my dog
[ ] You insulted the power of Fwee
In punishment, you must:
[X] Give up your account
[X] Shut up and leave
[ ] Give away all your items
[X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Watch Teletubbies until you like it
[ ] Read the TOS
[ ] Read the TOS again
[ ] Call English and inform him that you're sorry you molested him
[ ] Call Chuck Norris and inform him he sucks
[ ] Take remedial typing lessons
[ ] Lick a frozen telephone pole
[X] Incinerate your Weighted Companion Cube
[ ] Go to your room with no supper
[X] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Stop breathing until you die
[ ] Go stand in the middle of a highway
[X] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[X] Take a bath in bleach
[ ] All of the above
In closing, I'd like to say:
[ ] Fwee
[ ] no u
[X] Never post again
[ ] 1 R 1337
[X] lolz pwnt
[X] Cry yourself a river and go drown in it
[ ] Learn to use Search
[ ] Bite me
[ ] Q.Q
[ ] Me > you
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
[ ] n00b
[ ] The cake is a lie
[ ] BAWWWWWWWW
[ ] Have that mental handicapation looked at
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Would you like some cheese with that whine?
[ ] STFU
[ ] GTFO
[X] Go play in industrial equipment
[ ] kthxbai
[ ] All of the above
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