Author Topic: What is the funniest thing that has happened to you?  (Read 4955 times)

Post something that has happened to you that was funny.

Heres mine:

So I had to go to cotillion (manners class) and we have cookies and soda. So the boy (me) has to go get the soda while the girl gets the cookie. So I get paired up with some girl (ugly). So I get her the drink and she gets the cookie and we sit down. Then we talk. Later the "gentleman" has to throw the trash away and the trash can is on the other side of the room. So I get my trash (forget my partner's) and throw it away. So I come back to sit down and there my partner is sitting there holding her napkin and cup up. So now I am really pissed that she didn't say anything. So I fast walk to the other side of the room with her cup and throw it away. Then  am walking back and relize I am one of the last people not in their seat. So I am all embaresed and angry. And there was a bunch of kids from like 4-5 schools there at cotillion, thats like 100-200 kids. I was really bummed since all of my friends were there and some hot girls from my school, so then they talked about at school for like a month or two. Luckily, I am not going to cotillion this year :D. Really, nobody in my school is going again, except people that didn't go last year. My mom thought it was more manners but it really was only dancing and how to drink tea and other crap. So my mom didn't make me do it again.


Heres another:

Ok so my friend is came over and we did our homework which wasn't that hard and we decided to go ride some bikes. So we have been riding for about 30 minutes or so, when this car comes by I look at the people riding in it, and of course I wasn't paying attention and I ran into a bush. So my friend started laughing at me and I was all angry.

The same day we say a cop on our street right next to a stop sign and a corner. So we ride around and he pulled over like 8 people because they ran the stop sign it was so funny. And one of people I knew.
« Last Edit: October 22, 2008, 07:18:37 PM by Grumpy »

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Post something that has happened to you that was funny.

Here's mine:

So I had to go to cotillion (manners class) and we have cookies and soda. So the boy (me) has to go get the soda while the girl gets the cookie. So I get paired up with some girl (ugly). So I get her the drink and she gets the cookie and we sit down. Then we talk. Later the "gentleman" has to throw the trash away and the trash can is on the other side of the room. So I get my trash (forget my partner's) and throw it away. So I come back to sit down and there my partner is sitting there holding her napkin and cup up. So now I am really pissed that she didn't say anything. So I fast walk to the other side of the room with her cup and throw it away. Then  am walking back and relize I am one of the last people not in their seat. So I am all embaresed and angry. And there was a bunch of kids from like 4-5 schools there at cotillion, thats like 100-200 kids. I was really bummed since all of my friends were there and some pretty girls from my school, so then they talked about at school for like a month or two. Luckily, I am not going to cotillion this year :D. Really, nobody in my school is going again, except people that didn't go last year. My mom thought it was more manners but it really was only dancing and how to drink tea and other crap. So my mom didn't make me do it again.
We don't have ridiculous classes like that. :D
At least in middle school...

Anyways, the funniest thing that happened to me:
There is this annoying girl that me, and my friend know. I guess you could call her a friend and such, sense we talk to her. We always give her a hard time about being a total hoe. (She once had 3 boyfriends in one week)
So, me and my friend were talking, and she comes up, and butts into the conversation, like always. My "Friend" isn't nice to her at all, and he's like, "Stop butting in our conversations!"
She replied by saying, "Stop being a bitch." My friend sarcastically remarked, "I'll be a bitch all I want."
As he was saying that, I imitated myself riding someone, and making a spanking motion. My friend looks at me, while another one was listening, and we just burst laughing.
The funniest thing was that she didn't see me do it, so she left without knowing what we were laughing so hard about. We weren't jut loling, but we were Rofling. HARD.

Ah.. good times.

Was standing on a chair to get something, the chair was shaking, I'm loving stupid for getting a broken chair, I fell, my groin hit the back of the chair. Wood loving hurts. :( When I fell, I hit the table, and ended up laughing so loving hard, yet crying at the same time. (You know, when you hit a bone or some sort, very hard, sometimes, you tend to laugh.)

Was riding my bike, and hit a tree branch with my head. Flipped me, lucky I was wearing a helmet. Was late for school D:

Was riding my bike, and hit a tree branch with my head. Flipped me, lucky I was wearing a helmet. Was late for school D:

:( When I was like 7, just getting used to riding my bike with 1 hand, I was showing off to my dad, by waving at him. MY bike then rode up the tree and flipped over. :(

Well, back in the 6th grade, we were walking back from recess. I was talking to my friend in the hall, and I was looking straight, and I guess I didn't notice the wall in front of me, because I ran into it. My friend was like, WHAT THE HELL!? Then we laughed... a lot.

Oh Azerath... you silly person.

I dont really have a funniest moment, its really more of like every second of my life around my friends. Take for example my friend Louie, hes psychopathic so you can figure out what hes like. Anyway, he almost is always doing something deathlike.. whether it be him screaming at some random teacher "I WILL KILL YOU!" with http://allyoucansnoob.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/handicap.jpg that kinda face. Or maybe hes just hitting on some random person yet again, stating how he loves them and how he always scares the stuff out of them.

Or my other friend Brian who can take any phrase and make something funny out of it. Because 'its not the way you say it, its HOW *fapping motion* you say it.'

Oh Azerath... you silly person.
:3
Because 'its not the way you say it, its HOW *fapping motion* you say it.'
:0

Alright so this was in grade 8 I was talking to my friend and the richard weed in my class trys to push me I trip over the desk but i end up rolling over it so it looked like i did a backflip. So everyone thought I was badass.

Not the funniest thing that happened to me but I cant think of any right now

We don't have ridiculous classes like that

It's not a class, it is a manners thing that happens on saturdays once a month. It has nothing to do with school, lol.

WHEN DORA DA EXPLORER CAME TO MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol'd so loving hard.


...all of my friends were there and some pretty girls...

Use hot and chicks.



WHEN DORA DA EXPLORER CAME TO MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow. Leave.