What is the funniest thing that has happened to you?

[Moppy]

You came to town.

[Ad Bot]

[Grumpy]

Use hot and chicks.

Ok fixed happy?

You came to town.

Lol, no

[Vertzer]

Me and my friends, two of them actually, (makes 3 total) usually play a game of horse, much like the Tony hawk's version found in the games, except with parkour instead of a skateboard. The loser, the one who spelled 'Horse' first, has to do a dare that the others think up for him. Of course it has to be considerable though.
Here are the scores;
Me - 1 loss;
Had to climb on a church and once everyone came out I had to yell "May god be with you"

1st Friend - 2 losses;
Had to pretend to be a "Ball kid" or a "Ball grabber" for a random pair playing tennis.
Had to run through a baseball field while a local game was on. Some junior teams or something.

2nd Friend - 0 loses;

The dares were lots of fun. We've stopped playing though because the 1st friend is a pusillanimous individual, doesn't want to play anymore.

[Grumpy]

Sucks for the second guy.

[DarthVolga]

Some dumbass kid acted like he was hard in the middle of one of my classes, It was in a portable so we had ramps leading to the doors.

I tripped him on the way out and he thought it was one of his freinds that did it (lolled secretely) then as he tried to get back up I just put my hand on his back and pushed him back onto the ground. Lolled really hard that day.

[Mateo]

Hm... I haves a storeh! @_@

It was a while back... 6th grade I think. ._. (I was a short dude back then) It was the first day of school when I went to get lunch. Actually come to think if it... I think it was 4th grade... Well that doesn't matter.

 I was in line for lunch and i had my milk already. I was kind of nervous about the school year and I was messing with the milk carton when a big girl behind me told me to stop messing with the milk. I turned around and squeezed the carton, as to defy her wishes, and the milk carton exploded! D: I didn't get wet at all but she was soaked. (I don't really know what happened after that but I'm pretty sure she got to go home. It created quite an awkward moment. I had a similar event this year, 10th grade... exploded all over myself this time though... ;_;)

[Vertzer]

Some dumbass kid acted like he was hard in the middle of one of my classes

He got erect?

just put my hand on his back and pushed him back onto the ground. Lolled really hard that day.

Oh stuff, you must be real tough.

[Mateo]

He got erect?

I was confused there too...

[Grumpy]

I was confused there too...

same...

[Teal]

Me and my friends, two of them actually, (makes 3 total) usually play a game of horse, much like the Tony hawk's version found in the games, except with parkour instead of a skateboard. The loser, the one who spelled 'Horse' first, has to do a dare that the others think up for him. Of course it has to be considerable though.
Here are the scores;
Me - 1 loss;
Had to climb on a church and once everyone came out I had to yell "May god be with you"

1st Friend - 2 losses;
Had to pretend to be a "Ball kid" or a "Ball grabber" for a random pair playing tennis.
Had to run through a baseball field while a local game was on. Some junior teams or something.

2nd Friend - 0 loses;

The dares were lots of fun. We've stopped playing though because the 1st friend is a pusillanimous individual, doesn't want to play anymore.

Sweet, you parkour too?

[Grumpy]

Hm... I haves a storeh! @_@

It was a while back... 6th grade I think. ._. (I was a short dude back then) It was the first day of school when I went to get lunch. Actually come to think if it... I think it was 4th grade... Well that doesn't matter.

 I was in line for lunch and i had my milk already. I was kind of nervous about the school year and I was messing with the milk carton when a big girl behind me told me to stop messing with the milk. I turned around and squeezed the carton, as to defy her wishes, and the milk carton exploded! D: I didn't get wet at all but she was soaked. (I don't really know what happened after that but I'm pretty sure she got to go home. It created quite an awkward moment. I had a similar event this year, 10th grade... exploded all over myself this time though... ;_;)

u big bully, lol

[DarthVolga]

I was confused there too...

Perverted? 0=

[Grumpy]

Perverted? 0=

Naruto

Oh wait wrong thread, lol

[Brickman]

I remember one time me and my freind where messing around on this giant cement slab, I think my freind was frying ants or something, But There's this small hill right next to the cement, so I was like "I wonder if I could ride my bike down that." And so I got my bike (While my freind was still frying ants) and I got on the top of the small mound of dirt, Ride down it and I hit the edge of the cement with my bike and I "Fly" over the handlebars scrape my face on the cement, And I'm in so much pain and lolling hard, And my freind looks up and is like "What The Hell!?", And he said that he didn't see any of it at all.

[Azerath]

All I have to say.
-Attempt at Soda machine hack.
-Friend with me.
-High speed chase down the hall.
-Soda.