What is the funniest thing that has happened to you?

[Vertzer]

Sweet, you parkour too?

Aye. :D
It takes a lot of time to find a nice place to do it though over here though.

[Ad Bot]

[TapeDeck]

All I have to say.
1. Friend with me.
2. Attempt at Soda machine hack.
3. High speed chase down the hall.
4. ????????
5. SNOTSoda!

fixed

[CC]

Fell asleep in 6th grade when there was a fire drill. All my friends were talking to me about it and laughing so hard. The teacher was so loving pissed.

Also in 6th grade, I had gone to the bathroom at lunch and when I got back this one fat kid stole my spot. The table was full so I grabbed him and pulled him out of the spot and onto the floor. Funny thing was, I didn't even get in trouble. 

[Grumpy]

All I have to say.
-Attempt at Soda machine hack.
-Friend with me.
-High speed chase down the hall.
-Soda.

Who got it?

[Azerath]

fixed

Get out.

[Teal]

Aye. :D
It takes a lot of time to find a nice place to do it though over here though.

It's crowded with buildings over here.

Very fun to parkour here.

[Vertzer]

It's crowded with buildings over here.

Very fun to parkour here.

Well most of the time when we find someplace nice we get kicked out. :(

[darkhunter88]

Well this didnt happen to me but it happened to one of my friends.

So i was in the 4th grade, just hanging out with my friend at the playground, then my other friend comes over and dares my friend to make all of the 6th graders chase after him. So he ends up going to a crowd of 6th graders and i dont know what he did but they ended up chasing all around the school until one of the teachers caught him and the 6th graders.

[Azerath]

So, we have this thing to get money for the school. If we all get certain ammount of money, like $10,000, (All added up) then we get a "prize". So, we got enough money to watch a student vs. staff tug-of-war in the Gym. The event happened in the morning.
That day I have a lunch, and I usually don't bring my own. So, when a friend told me to come in the Gym, I started heading toward the gym... but forgot my launch. When my brain decided to work, I thought, "Osht, sum bitsh gun' steal mah' lunsh!"
So I start walking  at a fast pace, and make a fast turn around, still going the same speed. I was trying to see something in the gym at the same time. So, when I turned my head, I ran into a pair of Ta-tas. Yep, my face + boobs = what do I do?
So, I turned and ran for my lunch box, started heading back slowly. My friend came up to me and was laughing his head off.
(Good/Embarrassing) times.

[Vertzer]

Ha, why the hell did you run away though.
I wish I could run into boobs. No girls in my school are tall enough for that to happen though.

[Grumpy]

Ha, why the hell did you run away though.
I wish I could run into boobs. No girls in my school are tall enough for that to happen though.

Lol

[Azerath]

Ha, why the hell did you run away though.
I wish I could run into boobs. No girls in my school are tall enough for that to happen though.

I'm kinda short, and I think she was the tallest girl in the school.

[Grumpy]

Vertzer wants a shrink ray.

[Azerath]

Vertzer wants a shrink ray.

I almost though you said, "Vertzer wanks a shrink ray."

[Grumpy]

I almost though you said, "Vertzer wanks a shrink ray."

I don't have that bad grammar