You suck!
These are my problems with cereal:
First: All the cereals these days are packed with artificial stuff, and you could easily call it candy instead.
Second: Cereal always gets up in a huge wet lump of droopy stuff. I don't want to eat it.
Third: Whats with all the "Marshmellows"? More like hunks of sugared Styrofoam.
Fourth: Milk steals all the taste from it. Like its good anyways.
Yeah, I eat real food.
Your the one sucking on milk filled Styrofoam lumps of stuff we call cereal.