I work as a bus aid. I get paid to be rude to you kids. I get paid to say "Sit down! Shut Up!" I can be the nicest guy in the world, I can also be the cruelest. Either way, I get paid....more than what most people would hourly for sitting on their butts and yelling at kids. Aside from the total lack of ability to slap some kids, who deserve it really, I'd say it'd be the perfect job. <3