I hate wires

[Bones4]

Seriously. They piss me off. I scream at them regularly.

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[zoneark]

I beat them regularly.

[General Omega]

Explain more.

At first I thought it said "I hate Wire" and thought you meant my drafting / metal shop / other stuff teacher.

[Bones4]

Wires. Cords. Electrical cables. I hate them all.

[General Omega]

Why?

[Lt Chub Chub]

Do you hate http://technorati.com/videos/youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DLMSErlXvqA8 ? Not really wires but if it worked well enough it would server much the same purpose.

[Bones4]

I don't know. The get tangled. They knock things off of counters. I trip on them. They short out.

What is not to hate?

[Sirrus]

I don't know. The get tangled. They knock things off of counters. I trip on them. They short out.

What is not to hate?

Let's revolt.

[Bones4]

Let's revolt.

Exactly.

[General Omega]

The get tangled.
zip ties
They knock things off of counters.
Don't place them near stuff, but instead tie them up so that the cord that is not being used is in a smaller area.
I trip on them.
See above
They short out.
Get new ones and don't forget with 'em.

[General Nick]

No taxation without representation.

[Bones4]

You can try to prevent these things, but the will happen. It's inevitable.

[General Nick]

You can try to prevent these things, but the will happen. It's inevitable.

That's why mine all run to the floor, because I always have my feet on a foot rest anyway.

[Sirrus]

You can try to prevent these things, but the will happen. It's inevitable.

My desk is a clusterforget of wires.

My mouse, my keyboard, speakers, Ipod, other random stuff.

How are we not wireless everything at this point?

[Bones4]

Well, being a musician, I can not escape wires...  and more wires...  and even more wires.